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Discussion in 'Christianity in General DIR' started by Mindonfire, May 30, 2006.

  1. Mindonfire

    Mindonfire Member

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    When there was a Continuation of Violations by this Denomination, God in his righteous
    Indignation smote its perverse Congregation

    He sent an Inundation as a Notification upon this Population. Never had such a Devastation been witnessed by this Aggregation

    But Instead of Pronunciations for a Reformation from those of the Ordination, They mislead the people with Disinformation regarding the storms Causation

    “The Most High did not bring this Ruination and Decimation upon our beloved Organisation. He is not the author of such Vexations and Lacerations”

    “There is no Correlation between this Perturbation and our Operations. There is no Indication that God brought this unexpected Complication”

    These were the Affirmations and Declarations from those of the Self-Designation. These were their ignorant Promulgations and Predications

    And once again without any Cogitation or Rumination, Those without any Penetration accepted these foolish Ideations

    Here is our Recommendation for those of that Designation who are truly in search of Clarification; Conduct your own Investigation before you follow such an Explanation

    In the Old Testament is where you should begin your Examination and Observation. There you will find the Ramifications and Compensations for your Exploitations

    Do you not Remember the Representation of God’s Castigation, which was shown in the Desolation and Termination of Sodom ,Gomorrah, and their Associations

    Now take into Consideration the Illustration of the Elimination of Pharaoh and his Administration. Now ask yourself , Who brought about that Eradication?

    Finally do you Recall the Damnation that was brought upon those of Noah’s Generation. Who caused the Materialisation and Manifestation of that great Extermination?

    Here are the problems which have arisen from your improper Indoctrination and Mis-Education. There Rectification will do wonders for your Facilitation and Stimulation

    First there has been a Formation and an abnormal Proliferation of Speculations and Falsifications in your Interpretations.

    This has led to that Imagination, that there has been an Abrogation and Nullification of the Old Testament’s Regulations and Legislations.

    Secondly there has been a Misinterpretation of the Signification of the Visitation and Martyrization of the Personification.

    Did they not teach you during your Education and Inculcations, the Indications and Implications found in that Immolation.

    Thirdly, you have come to the incorrect Estimation, that your Emancipation and Liberation gives you the license to commit Abominations without any Reciprocation.


    Are you really without Deliberation or Realisation ? Were you really given Immunization against God’s Retaliations and Remunerations?

    Finally, Through Manipulation there has been a Dilatation of your Agitation. This abnormal Exaggeration has led to its Transformation.


    And because of the Modification and Transmogrification of this Trepidation, You are currently lacking any Animation, while stuck in that state of Vegetation.

    Therefore in order to remove the effects of your Intoxication and Inebriation, there must first be a Discontinuation of your Detestation of Abraham’s Relation.

    Without the Application of this Dictation, There can be no Reconciliation or Restoration and you all will perish in your current Situation
     
  2. Valjean

    Valjean Veteran Member
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    That's not true.

    Where did you come up with these ideas, Mindonfire?
     
  3. Bishka

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    Okay............:sarcastic
     
  4. angellous_evangellous

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    This message is hidden because Mindonfire is on your ignore list.</SPAN>
     
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  5. Fish and Bread

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    I think it might be helpful to many of us in understanding the context of your comments if you would reveal what your religious background is. What type of church or organization do you belong to, if any?
     
  6. Mindonfire

    Mindonfire Member

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    What is not true?
     
  7. jeffrey

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    Think he was just seeing how many words he could use that end in "tion". :shrug:
     
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  8. Buttercup

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    Sorry, I don't understand the message. :( Are we supposed to take this seriously?
     
  9. angellous_evangellous

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    That's my opinionation. I suspect that he's never given any contemplation to the agitation brought by the repetition of empty cognitions.

    An obvious product of spending too much time in a thesarus and not enough time actually reflecting on anything.
     
  10. Mindonfire

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    This generation always looking for the simple and easy way out. The dumbed down generation, if its not simple they can't understand nor will they work to understand. So it is true after all,such a creature does exist. Everything must be microwaveable or they will starve to death.
    Still have'nt learned.

    Peace
     
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  11. MaddLlama

    MaddLlama Obstructor of justice

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    OMG there are so many words ending in "tion" I could barely finish reading it.

    First thing, I have to put on my english nazi hat. It's inappropriate to have THAT MANY words ending with the same sound in one sentence, let alone every one. Second, I don't care if you're trying to emphasize a word, if it's in the middle of a sentence it does not get capitalized, unless it's a poper noun. Third, this sounds like a really bad limerick. Fourth, any person who obviously goes out of thier way to find a synonymn, as it is clear with the use of all of the "tion" ending words, doesn't have anything really worth saying in this editors opinion. With that out of the way....

    Other than the fact that this whole thing makes no logical sense, and barely any grammatical sense, there are some problems here. First, you don't actually identify who you're talking about, or what exactly the transgression is.

    In conclusion, please repeat that in real english, kplztnxroxxors.
     
  12. angellous_evangellous

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    com·mon (k[​IMG]m[​IMG][​IMG]n)
    adj. com·mon·er, com·mon·est
      1. <LI type=a>Belonging equally to or shared equally by two or more; joint: common interests.
      2. Of or relating to the community as a whole; public: for the common good. See Usage Note at mutual.
    1. Widespread; prevalent.
      1. Occurring frequently or habitually; usual.
      2. Most widely known; ordinary: the common housefly.
    sense Pronunciation Key (s[​IMG]ns)
    n.
      1. <LI type=a>Any of the faculties by which stimuli from outside or inside the body are received and felt, as the faculties of hearing, sight, smell, touch, taste, and equilibrium.
      2. A perception or feeling produced by a stimulus; sensation: a sense of fatigue and hunger.
    1. senses The faculties of sensation as means of providing physical gratification and pleasure.
      1. An intuitive or acquired perception or ability to estimate: a sense of diplomatic timing.A capacity to appreciate or understand: a keen sense of humor. A vague feeling or presentiment: a sense of impending doom.
      2. Recognition or perception either through the senses or through the intellect; consciousness: has no sense of shame.
      1. Natural understanding or intelligence, especially in practical matters: The boy had sense and knew just what to do when he got lost. The normal ability to think or reason soundly. Often used in the plural: Have you taken leave of your senses?
      2. Something sound or reasonable: There's no sense in waiting three hours.
      1. A meaning that is conveyed, as in speech or writing; signification: The sense of the novel is the inevitability of human tragedy.
      2. One of the meanings of a word or phrase: The word set has many senses. See Synonyms at meaning.
      1. Judgment; consensus: sounding out the sense of the electorate on capital punishment.
      2. Intellectual interpretation, as of the significance of an event or the conclusions reached by a group: I came away from the meeting with the sense that we had resolved all outstanding issues.
     
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