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Non-Judgement Day is Coming. . . .

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Jeremiahcp, Jul 17, 2017.

  1. Jeremiahcp

    Jeremiahcp Well-Known Jerk

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    Do not repent for the end is not near. You will not stand before the Lord in judgment nor will you burn in a lake of fire for your sins. Go about your lives as if nothing spectacular is about to happen for non-judgement day is upon us.
     
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    Muslim-UK Active Member

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    So no need to order my end of the world survival kit from Alex Jones just yet then, phew. Knowing my luck, my double aluminium lined tent would stop me be being raptured with the lucky Christians. :eek:
     
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  3. BSM1

    BSM1 Who's a good boy?

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    You're too late, it came and went.
     
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  4. Jeremiahcp

    Jeremiahcp Well-Known Jerk

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    It is never too late to not be judged.
     
  5. Thief

    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    ok.....so I was hoping to shoot some looters
    and plead my case before God and heaven

    so.....now I don't need a lawyer with wings?

    that's a good thing
    lawyers with wings are bound to be DAMN expensive!
     
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    Kemosloby Well-Known Member
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    Onward nonChristian soldiers into neverlasting life.
     
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    RoaringSilence Active Member

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    Date and time? Whats the dress code for this event?
     
  8. Thief

    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    Never Never Land!!!!!
    I knew It!
    Tinker Bell would never lie!!!
     
  9. BSM1

    BSM1 Who's a good boy?

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    Good point.
     
  10. BSM1

    BSM1 Who's a good boy?

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    Since it's non-judgement day then I would say anything goes.
     
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