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NASA Launches First Cordless Satellite

In all of the dust of the media, we really need to acquaint ourselves with a media source that is honest in every way: The Onion. With that in mind, we have learned about a new Satellite! It's cordless! Who would have known?!

In what experts are calling a breakthrough achievement that is poised to revolutionize American space exploration and telecommunications, NASA announced Friday it has successfully launched its first cordless satellite into orbit. “Launch and deployment went smoothly, and now our Wireless 1 craft appears to be operating and communicating nominally without the aid of a standard 22,000-mile satellite cable,” said Joint Agency Satellite Division director Sandra Smalley, explaining that, for the first time ever, a NASA satellite has been able to maintain contact with crew on the ground without remaining directly plugged into a computer and energy source at its launchpad.
NASA Launches First Cordless Satellite

What a time to be alive! :D
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
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Sounds good, but what if the remote control gets lost in the couch cushions?
 
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