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Name My Dog

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by JustGeorge, Aug 2, 2021.

  1. JustGeorge

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    The new puppy came home today. Normally I know just what to name an incoming animal, but we're all stuck here.

    What we know about this dog:

    Its female
    Its a husky/Scotty mix. Basically, it looks like a small husky with black mixed into your normal 'red' husky coloring, it has giant pointed Scotty like ears and a pointed tail.
    It screams every time you go to pick it up, and then promptly pees on you
    It likes cheese

    Any ideas?
     
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  2. Viker

    Viker Filia Diaboli, in a shroud of metaphor and mystery

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    @Revoltingest
     
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  3. JustGeorge

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    Offer her haggis and see what happens...
     
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    Viker Filia Diaboli, in a shroud of metaphor and mystery

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    Yep. :D
     
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    Likes cheese? Pees on people?

    Sounds Cheesey Peesey to me…
     
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    Got a pic? A husky Scotty mix? Need to see her....
     
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  8. JustGeorge

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    That's what I thought, too.

    I can try to get a picture tomorrow. I am pooped(I spent about 8 hours in the car today.)
     
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    Estro Felino Believer in free will
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    Bobby?
     
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    Émilie. After Émilie du Châtelet.

    Possibly Rosa after Rosalind Franklin or Lise after Lise Meitner.

    I don't know any Scottish women of science.

    The only husky Scot I can think of is @Revoltingest.
     
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  11. Viker

    Viker Filia Diaboli, in a shroud of metaphor and mystery

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    How about Revie?

    Maybe Boudicca? Celtic warrior queen.
     
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    That's really cute, but after naming my son after a warrior deity...

    Well, all I can say is I won't do that twice.
     
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    Sarama. Shorten it as Sara. :)
    Sarama - Wikipedia
     
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    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Hey you.

    Rusty (the husky)

    Isla

    Ducking Fog (spoonerism)
     
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    I like this one.

    Is it said "Sara-ma"?
     
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    Congrats on the new member of the family, George.

    Husky/Scott, does that make it a Huskotty?

    Husckotti would be a cool name. Sounds like an Egyptian harvest goddess, or an Italian dirt bike.
     
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    The elves that drop in around Christmas are pretty mischievous at my place.
    They leave lots of kinda rude poems, and last year put a small turd from my dog in a gift box to my kids, along with a poem.

    Terrible.

    They refuse to call my dog by his name (Buzz) in their little poems.
    Instead, they just call him Mr Pissy Pants.

    Sounds like those mischievous elves might need to come visit your house.
     
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    Yes. The pronunciation differs a bit regionally. So no issues. The last 'a' is pronounced long while the first two a-s are short.
     
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    Thanks! :D

    Maybe an Egyptian harvest goddess that grows... dirt bikes. Why not?

    That's Ms. Pissy Pants to you, buddy!


    I considered naming the puppy Crouton, because me deciding to get a puppy indicates I may be a crouton short of a salad, but my husband poo-pooed the idea(as if we didn't already have enough bodily functions going on).
     
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  20. Quagmire

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    How about Myrtle?

    Just because the name just popped in my head.
     
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