Hold on. I was just presenting at the annual SPCBF (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Bigfoot) meeting that is co-sponsored by the Children of Alien, Demon, Mermaids of America Council and the Chupacabra Breeders Association and there are mermaids. There would not be associations with big names if there weren't.The naive fool is one who thinks there must
actually be mermaids.
I really enjoyed the presentations on lap Chupacabra breeds and how they are gaining in popularity. I am thinking of getting one of those myself.
While relaxing in the spa with several mermaids at the meeting after party, I had a chance to discuss some of the issues with them. They do not understand how it is that so many sightings of mermaids are misunderstood. They cannot see how that is not proof they exist. So many sightings must mean that what people think they see is real. Come on. The mermaids were telling me that despite all these numerous sightings of them over the years, the biggest barrier that they see with people accepting their existence is the complete lack of evidence that they exist.