My current version of Pastafarianism

[SalixIncendium]

In my current version of Pastafarianism, I drink a bottle of red wine (or rum on National Talk Like a Pirate Day) and meditate on the undetecability of his Noodly Goodness as well as the eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts.

Also in my current version there are eleven avatars of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. They are Ravioli, Tortellini, Rotini, Penne, Lasagne, Tagliatelle, Macaroni, Linguine, Vermicelli, Ziti, and Cavatelli.

 

[Twilight Hue]

I branched off into a cult.

SpaghettiO and meatballs a.OOOa O oooooo mmmmmm.... Yeaaaaaa..

 

[Revoltingest]

In my current version of Pastafarianism, I drink a bottle of red wine (or rum on National Talk Like a Pirate Day) and meditate on the undetecability of Noodly Goodness as well as the eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts.

Also in my current version there are eleven avatars of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. They are Ravioli, Tortellini, Rotini, Penne, Lasagne, Tagliatelle, Macaroni, Linguine, Vermicelli, Ziti, and Cavatelli.

To that list, I add fan zi & chao fan noodles.
Bokononists celebrate noodley goodness too.

 

[oldbadger]

To that list, I add fan zi & chao fan noodles.
Bokononists celebrate noodley goodness too.

Impostor!
You don't celebrate noodles........ you delve into canoodles with innocent and unsuspecting visitors who you have enticed in to your greasy museum.

So there......... I've said it. Squeal for the mods, you canoodlin' stooger!

 

[Revoltingest]

Impostor!
You don't celebrate noodles........ you delve into canoodles with innocent and unsuspecting visitors who you have enticed in to your greasy museum.

So there......... I've said it. Squeal for the mods, you canoodlin' stooger!

Neither a canoodler nor a cuddler I.

 

[sun rise]

I refuse to have anything to do with FSM's who chant "eat me" and go out of their way to appear delectable. I know what happens if I take them up on their nefarious and degrading offer. There are serious consequences to pay and pay I will not.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

In my current version of Pastafarianism, I drink a bottle of red wine (or rum on National Talk Like a Pirate Day) and meditate on the undetecability of his Noodly Goodness as well as the eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts.

Also in my current version there are eleven avatars of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. They are Ravioli, Tortellini, Rotini, Penne, Lasagne, Tagliatelle, Macaroni, Linguine, Vermicelli, Ziti, and Cavatelli.

I identify as a closet Pastafarian and I feel like everyone on this forum has the wrong views on Pastafarianism while I have the only correct. Ergo, I tell mother.

 

[Subduction Zone]

I branched off into a cult.

SpaghettiO and meatballs a.OOOa O oooooo mmmmmm.... Yeaaaaaa..

If there is an equivalent to Satan in the Pastafarian church it has to be Chef Boyardee. For many years I avoided ravioli because in my youth I ate his version that tastes like dog food. That is an almost unspeakable evil!

 

[dybmh]

undetecability of his Noodly Goodness

He can be detected! Behold, the noodly goodness requires a sacrifice of pleasing aroma.

anoint yourself with oliveoil, parmasian, fresh oregano
and then bake yourself at 400 deg F

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

He can be detected! Behold, the noodly goodness requires a sacrifice of pleasing aroma.

anoint yourself with oliveoil, parmasian, fresh oregano
and then bake yourself at 400 deg F

Oh I see how it is. He'll only come to pre-existing believers.

Logical fallacy: Appeal to Cheddars Around A Meatball

 

[dybmh]

Oh I see how it is. He'll only come to pre-existing believers.

Logical fallacy: Appeal to Cheddars Around A Meatball

I couldn't decide between informative and useful for this reply.

So for the record, it rate it: informiful / usefative

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'm not a pastafarian, but I have never thrown pasta away. I would feel wrong about it.

 

[LuisDantas]

In my current version of Pastafarianism, I drink a bottle of red wine (or rum on National Talk Like a Pirate Day) and meditate on the undetecability of his Noodly Goodness as well as the eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts.

Also in my current version there are eleven avatars of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. They are Ravioli, Tortellini, Rotini, Penne, Lasagne, Tagliatelle, Macaroni, Linguine, Vermicelli, Ziti, and Cavatelli.

I find your refusal to acknowledge Farfalle highly discriminating.

Are you perhaps farfallephobic?

 

[Vinayaka]

In my current version of Pastafarianism, I drink a bottle of red wine (or rum on National Talk Like a Pirate Day) and meditate on the undetecability of his Noodly Goodness as well as the eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts.

Also in my current version there are eleven avatars of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. They are Ravioli, Tortellini, Rotini, Penne, Lasagne, Tagliatelle, Macaroni, Linguine, Vermicelli, Ziti, and Cavatelli.

Who is the next avatar, oh Humble one of wondrous Hair, who Dwelleth in the Tomato garden, reeks of finest Oregano, blessed with the finest of Golden Twisting Forks?

 

[Vinayaka]

To that list, I add fan zi & chao fan noodles.
Bokononists celebrate noodley goodness too.

A great controversy erupts if people start redefining what is and isn't an avatar. Still I was surprised the better and commonly known S and M were left out of OP's list. Perhaps he's an elitist. (Spaghetti and Macaroni) Maybe one is too strait, and the other too bent out of shape.

My version includes a wide range gluten free avatars. That too is controversial.

 

[oldbadger]

Neither a canoodler nor a cuddler I.

Pastafarians ain't hard-nuts.
.......ask @SalixIncendium ...........

 

[ChristineM]

In my current version of Pastafarianism, I drink a bottle of red wine (or rum on National Talk Like a Pirate Day) and meditate on the undetecability of his Noodly Goodness as well as the eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts.

Also in my current version there are eleven avatars of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. They are Ravioli, Tortellini, Rotini, Penne, Lasagne, Tagliatelle, Macaroni, Linguine, Vermicelli, Ziti, and Cavatelli.

12, you missed cannelloni

Oh and fettucc, fusilli, farfalle, and a host of other avatars, apostles and hangers on

 

[Subduction Zone]

12, you missed cannelloni

Oh and fettucc, fusilli, farfalle, and a host of other avatars, apostles and hangers on

We could be here all day if there was an expert on Italian pasta here. I have a feeling that every small town might have their own specialty.

 

[Revoltingest]

A great controversy erupts if people start redefining what is and isn't an avatar. Still I was surprised the better and commonly known S and M were left out of OP's list. Perhaps he's an elitist. (Spaghetti and Macaroni) Maybe one is too strait, and the other too bent out of shape.

My version includes a wide range gluten free avatars. That too is controversial.

I always ask for extra strength gluten.

 

[ChristineM]

We could be here all day if there was an expert on Italian pasta here. I have a feeling that every small town might have their own specialty.

Avatars of the noodly FSM are numerous indeed.