My Coffee is sooooooooo stong.......!

[Thief]

Life is short.....go for the relapse.

 

[`mud]

My cup just puked...all over itself !!
~
'mud

 

[Wu Wei]

Now that is a damn strong cup of coffee...it can't even stand itself it is so strong

 

[Wu Wei]

Life is short.....go for the relapse.

And it would be much shorter for many if I did

 

[Thief]

Atta boy mud.....!
You too Wee Wee.....
Now we're back in the game!

 

[`mud]

I watched a gnat land on my coffee,
and then it flew away,
with no legs !!
~
'mud

 

[Brickjectivity]

I once spilled some coffee into a dormant volcano. The volcano roused itself, got dressed and went to work.

 

[`mud]

About that gnat,
that poor guy flew around the house for about an hour and a half.
Every time he tried to land, he would roll over a couple of times,
then he would take off and fly some more, but that's ok,
he finally tried to land on the cream and drowned.
But that's ok, I don't use cream anyway, where's my coffee ?
~
'mud

 

[Brickjectivity]

About that gnat,
that poor guy flew around the house for about an hour and a half.
Every time he tried to land, he would roll over a couple of times,
then he would take off and fly some more, but that's ok,
he finally tried to land on the cream and drowned.
But that's ok, I don't use cream anyway, where's my coffee ?
~
'mud

Have you ever seen The Journey of Gnatty Gan ? It would make a great coffee commercial.

 

[Thief]

My coffee is soooo stong....
keeps me moving all day long....
has me flipping all night long
tomorrow I'll have more...
even though I know it's wrong!

(commercial jingle)

 

[`mud]

As to that poem....
Don't give a flippin flip !
Where's me coffee !
~
'mud

 

[Thief]

Hey!...don't you bee flipping me off!
you ornery old lump!

Have some more coffee.
You're going to feel better!

 

[`mud]

hey Brick,
Watched the preview on you tube...old pic but it looks interesting.
I'm going to try to find it on flix or somewhere. Thanks for the clue.
NOW.............where in the hell is my flippin coffee !
~
and it's Natty Gann I think, anyway I found it.
~
'mud

 

[Brickjectivity]

hey Brick,
Watched the preview on you tube...old pic but it looks interesting.
I'm going to try to find it on flix or somewhere. Thanks for the clue.
NOW.............where in the hell is my flippin coffee !
~
and it's Natty Gann I think, anyway I found it.
~
'mud

You're welcome. I hope the movie lived up to your expectations. If you like that try this link WonderWorks - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And I'll go have some strong coffee. Good day, sir.

 

[Thief]

I have become concerned of my coffee intake....as sooooooo much sugar is needed.

anyone have numbers on how much sugar a 160 man can swallow in a day?

 

[Wu Wei]

I have become concerned of my coffee intake....as sooooooo much sugar is needed.

anyone have numbers on how much sugar a 160 man can swallow in a day?

Well I might if I understood wha the heck you were asking... what exactly is a "160 man"

 

[Brickjectivity]

I have become concerned of my coffee intake....as sooooooo much sugar is needed.

anyone have numbers on how much sugar a 160 man can swallow in a day?

An American male who at the surface of the Earth experiences about 160 lbs of force and is mostly sedentary should probably keep sugar intake down to about 10% of his calories. Hold the Sugar, US Nutrition Panel Recommends I believe coffee intake may modify this number however, and coffee changes the way the body processes sugar. It makes you just a little more bitter I think.

 

[Thief]

Well I might if I understood wha the heck you were asking... what exactly is a "160 man"

ooops!....my bad....

but you can see how my coffee and the excess sugar are affecting me.

(that would be 106lbs)

 

[Wu Wei]

ooops!....my bad....

but you can see how my coffee and the excess sugar are affecting me.

(that would be 106lbs)

Well then, if you want to listen to the World Health Organization the average adult sound not exceed 25 grams (6 teaspoons) per day

 

[Thief]

omg......I'm going to die!