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most insane thing you've ever said?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Eddi, Dec 4, 2019.

  1. Eddi

    Eddi Ephesians 6: 10-17

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    What’s the most insane thing you've ever said?

    When I was on a psychiatric ward in 2016 I (apparently) made the outrageous claim to some of the nurses that “I am a marker pen in the hand of God”

    Needless to say this time was a low point for me...

    If I actually believed this (thankfully I don’t) I’d have it as my RF signature!

    Anyone else care to share?

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  2. Kangaroo Feathers

    Kangaroo Feathers Yea, it is written in the Book of Cyril...

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    "Why can't we just nail New Zealanders to something heavy?"
     
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  3. KAT-KAT

    KAT-KAT Well-Known Member
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    Other person: "How was your day?"

    Me: "Well I was told we would be having fried chicken. But they didn't have any at the store, and I was brought bologna. Can't have a good day with bologna when you were expecting fried chicken."
     
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  4. BSM1

    BSM1 What? Me worry?

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  5. BSM1

    BSM1 What? Me worry?

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    Just curious, what color?
     
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  6. Eddi

    Eddi Ephesians 6: 10-17

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    No idea
     
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  7. Harel13

    Harel13 Active Member

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    If you think about it, that's actually pretty deep.
     
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  8. Thief

    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    and anyone posting thoughts of God here at the Forum
    is doing exactly that one thing

    remarking......about God
     
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  9. dybmh

    dybmh Kosher-Style Clown
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    It's very hard to choose, to be honest. If it's "insane", I've either thought it or said it at least once.
     
  10. dybmh

    dybmh Kosher-Style Clown
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    Hey bud, nice to see you here...

     
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  11. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    I know I've said some utterly stupid things in my day, but insane? Those I can't write about on RF due to forum rules about what can and can't be mentioned.
     
  12. wizanda

    wizanda One Accepts All Religious Texts
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    Where, and why did you feel that idea existed?

    In my opinion. :innocent:
     
  13. Eddi

    Eddi Ephesians 6: 10-17

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    Well, at the time I believed I had a direct line to God

    And that I was his representative on Earth

    When I was on that psychiatric ward I believed I was some kind of chosen one

    Which is a very powerful thing to feel
     
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  14. Evangelicalhumanist

    Evangelicalhumanist "Truth" isn't a thing...
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    "Do you mind?"

    In several contexts. :oops:

    In other contexts, it's been quite a sane remark, really.
     
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    I can't actually remember what I said, but most certainly it was in my youth, and I was intoxicated. Source: Observation of intoxicated people.
     
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  17. Jedster

    Jedster Well-Known Member

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    "Go on hit me"

    Sitting outside the headmaster's office(circa 1965), I dared Larry M, who was sitting next to me to punch me on the chin, which I held out to him.
    Well, he did and knocked me off the chair.:rolleyes:
    We both couldn't stop laughing.
     
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    Terry Sampson ζει

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    "Will you marry me?"
     
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