Modern Bicycle Beats Ferrari

[Milton Platt]

Also might help land you a girlfriend in the first place. If you into shallow model types I mean. Not that I'd ever be interested in super hot women unable to hold meaningful conversations about philosophy, or anything. Ahem.

That's why you date at least two women......

 

[Revoltingest]

I call clickbait.

Well, of course it was!

 

[Revoltingest]

Also might help land you a girlfriend in the first place. If you into shallow model types I mean. Not that I'd ever be interested in super hot women unable to hold meaningful conversations about philosophy, or anything. Ahem.

I'm so multi-cultural, tolerant, progressive & liberal that I don't
presume super hot women to be unable to converse thoughtfully.
(But it doesn't matter cuz they avoid me like the plague.)

 

[Revoltingest]

Maybe it's just me, but I would rather have the Ferarri

One can carry more groceries.

 

[Curious George]

Also might help land you a girlfriend in the first place. If you into shallow model types I mean. Not that I'd ever be interested in super hot women unable to hold meaningful conversations about philosophy, or anything. Ahem.

You don't think the line "I will pick you up at 8:00 on my 'modern bicycle,'" is very effective?

 

[Revoltingest]

You don't think the line "I will pick you up at 8:00 on my 'modern bicycle,'" is very effective?

 

[Curious George]

I prefer this one

Spoiler: Language

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm so multi-cultural, tolerant, progressive & liberal that I don't
presume super hot women to be unable to converse thoughtfully.
(But it doesn't matter cuz they avoid me like the plague.)

I wouldn't assume it either. But if they were into me due to the car I drive, chances increase.

 

[Revoltingest]

I wouldn't assume it either. But if they were into me due to the car I drive, chances increase.

Were they interested in me because of Mr Van,.
that would would shown keen judgement.