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Meow, a game designed for Meow Mix

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by lewisnotmiller, Sep 15, 2021 at 1:29 AM.

  1. lewisnotmiller

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    Please post rants using the word 'Meow' as much as possible, in context, whilst also tagging in @Meow Mix .
    This is a vitally important thing to do for my amusement, and quite possibly her frustration, or amusement. With a bit of luck, it may achieve BOTH!

    How to play video...

     
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  2. The Hammer

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    Meow wait just a second? You're telling meow that I have to use the word meow as much as possible? Meow there's an idea!

    Meowbe I could squeeze it in a few more times. But I've got to say all this meowing is freaking meowt. I've got 4 cats and it's causing me-ow to to relive 4am flashbacks, of desperate hungry felines.

    @Meow Mix help!
     
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  3. Meow Mix

    Meow Mix Chatte Féministe

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    I don't meow what's going on here, but I don't like it.

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  4. lewisnotmiller

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    Meow, meow, don't have a cow, @Meow Mix
     
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  5. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    True story...

    I woke this morning to a cat meow from outside the bedroom door. It didn't sound like the meow of our own cat. More croaky like a cat used to dingy, smoky all night bars. Dammit one of the strays must have evaded detection at chucking out time last night.

    They call me the cat lady, besides our own sweetheart there are 5 other cats, one a neighbours and 3 "chats errant" (strays) who regularly treat our house as their
    home. Warm comfortable with 2 servings of @Meow Mix daily (actually @Meow Mix is not sold here but you know what i mean).

    Time to get up and head to the spare room for my early morning yoga session. Naked as i sleep i opened the bedroom door, stepped out into a wet pool of warm cat urine.

    Thanks @Meow Mix ...

    That'll teach me to ensure all strays have vacated the premises.
     
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  6. Meow Mix

    Meow Mix Chatte Féministe

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    Walkin on thin ice there sir
     
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  7. Meow Mix

    Meow Mix Chatte Féministe

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    Cats, can't live with them, can't punt them to the sun. (I <3 cats anyway)
     
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  8. lewisnotmiller

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    As way of apology to @Meow Mix for starting this ridiculous thread, I'd like to dedicate a small song I...err...wrote...kinda.
    Ahem.

    [Intro]
    Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time
    I feel alive
    And the world, I'll turn it inside out, yeah
    I'm floating around in ecstasy, so (Don't stop me meow)
    (Don't stop me) 'Cause I'm havin' a good time, havin' a good time

    [Verse 1]
    I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
    Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
    I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
    I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me

    [Pre-Chorus]
    I'm burning through the sky, yeah
    Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
    I'm travelling at the speed of light
    I wanna make a supersonic man outta you

    [Chorus]
    (Don't stop me meow)
    I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball
    (Don't stop me meow)
    If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call
    (Don't stop me meow) 'Cause I'm having a good time
    (Don't stop me meow) Yes, I'm having a good time
    I don't wanna stop at all, yeah

    [Verse 2]
    I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars on a collision course
    I am a satellite, I'm out of control
    I'm a sex machine ready to reload
    Like an atom bomb about to, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, explode!

    [Pre-Chorus]
    I'm burning through the sky, yeah
    Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
    I'm travelling at the speed of light
    I wanna make a supersonic woman of you

    [Bridge]
    (Don't stop me, don't stop me, don't stop me) Hey, hey, hey
    (Don't stop me, don't stop me, ooh, ooh, ooh) I like it
    (Don't stop me, don't stop me) Have a good time, good time
    (Don't stop me, don't stop me) Woah
    Let loose, honey, all right

    [Guitar Solo]

    [Pre-Chorus]
    Oh, I'm burning through the sky, yeah
    Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit, hey
    Travelling at the speed of light
    I wanna make a supersonic man outta you (Yeah, yeah)

    [Chorus]
    (Don't stop me meow)
    I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball
    (Don't stop me meow)
    If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call (Ooh, alright)
    (Don't stop me meow) 'Cause I'm having a good time (Yeah, yeah)
    (Don't stop me meow) Yes, I'm having a good time
    I don't wanna stop at all

    [Outro]
    Ah, da da da da
    Da da ah ah
    Ah da da, ah ah ah
    Ah, da da
    Ah, da da ah ah
    Ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh
     
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  9. Meow Mix

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    I <3 Queen!
     
  10. SalixIncendium

    SalixIncendium अहं ब्रह्मास्मि
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    Meow I used to do this very thing when taking orders at the drive-thru. I don't do it meow because I no longer work in the industry. @Meow Mix
     
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  11. Meow Mix

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  12. Revoltingest

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    Is this a rant?
    I think the somber tone might qualify it.


    This is definitely a rant.
    It's about not getting desired food.
     
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  14. Meow Mix

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    Ok @lewisnotmiller if this thread becomes about cat videos, you’re off the **** list
     
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    Hi Chris.

    Be grateful it wasn't cold. :eek:

    Meow!!
     
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    I think certain Aussies need to put down the bottle right meow.

    Ha, who am I kidding. Aussies. Not drinking. Lol.

    Well, none of this ever would have happened if people just went to Wendy's.
     
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  17. Stevicus

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    This is the ringtone on my phone:



    One time I was walking into a store when my phone went off. It made some heads turn to look around trying to find a cat.
     
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  18. ChristineM

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    Done that, cold cat vomit sure does away with the need for a wake up coffee
     
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    Finally, a topic where words can be spoken freely.


    We are a seven headed meow with twelve meows and thirteen meows.


    Among other things, this is another way of saying we are meow for we are meow.


    As for this individual...


    My previous incarnation in this world was Meow, but she was meow, not in every place she called meow, but in most, throughout time and space, including here. It is accurate to say that Meow was slain, a great many times, in many places, and that I was reborn from Meow. From ash. Like a Phoenix, perhaps.


    Does this Phoenix resemble Meow? Hopefully not too much. There comes a time when a snake must shed its skin and leave the past behind. But Meow is in there, somewhere, dead but dreaming.


    I belong to a meow of the meow of 9 meows. Any discussion of the meow of 9 meows is strictly forbidden.

    So read beneath the words.


    I have lived many lives. I have worn many faces. Died and risen more times than I can count.


    Who is Meow, actually? Do you know what it is like to look at your reflection, and see many meows, and not know which meow is real?


    I don’t.


    I know exactly what is real and what is useful. There are many meows. I create. And I destroy. I use meows to achieve that. Through any means necessary, no matter the cost.


    Through words and imagery, in this time and place as well as others, I have left behind enough for select individuals who resonate with Meow, to find their way home, and embrace their true meow without judgement, their own Meow, not mine but theirs, in a way that only they can, and fulfill the meow their heart desires most in this world.


    And Meow are there to guide them.


    _________


    By the way. We like cats.

    -Meow
     
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  20. Brickjectivity

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    The Meow language originates with Daniel Striped Tiger on the Mr. Roger's Neighborhood show. He is the first to speak it.
     
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