Member Versions Poll

[PoetPhilosopher]

A very serious & fun poll. In it we must ask the question:

Serious Amanaki

or

Fun Amanaki

?

 

[dybmh]

Serious Amanaki or Fun Amanaki

... On Skinamax... at 11:30PM.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

... On Skinamax... at 11:30PM.

11:30 PM Amish DIR Central Time

 

[Spirit of Light]

11:30 PM Amish DIR Central Time

WUT I will be shown to the Amish Are they going to vote for me to be their farm boy

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Difference between Serious Amanaki and Fun Amanaki:

The serious Amanaki likes women.

The fun Amanaki likes them a little too much. Regular Amish playa.

 

[dybmh]

 

[Spirit of Light]

Difference between Serious Amanaki and Fun Amanaki:

The serious Amanaki likes women.

The fun Amanaki likes them a little too much. Regular Amish playa.

How the ..... am I going to get down into the skirt of an Amish woman

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

How the ..... am I going to get down into the skirt of an Amish woman

Use the Forc...

*gets computer confiscated by #MeToo movement*

 

[Spirit of Light]

Use the Forc...

*gets computer confiscated by #MeToo movement*

Should i pull it up or pull it down

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Should i pull it up or pull it down

As if I would know!

Ask Lil Wayne.

 

[Spirit of Light]

As if I would know!

Ask Lil Wayne.

I think if i tried that on an Amish woman she would report me to the oldest male, and God knows what would happen then ......

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I think if i tried that on an Amish woman she would report me to the oldest male, and God knows what would happen then ......

You'd be:

Whooped
Chuck Norris'd
Administered a real-life infraction to the hip

 

[Spirit of Light]

You'd be:

Whooped
Chuck Norris'd
Administered a real-life infraction to the hip

Dang it, that sounded like a lot of pain

 

[dybmh]

How the ..... am I going to get down into the skirt of an Amish woman

Amish Pickup Lines: ( source )

• Woulds’t thou deign to show me thy knee? Ankle? Booted foot?
• If I stated thou had child-bearing hips, woulds’t thou hold them against me?
• Thou lookst like a tall lukewarm glass of well water.
• Hast thou mashed potatoes with that shake?
• Heaven must be missing one stout, industrious, modestly attired angel.
• Thou makest my heart race like a poorly handled buggy.
• My heart is a wheat crop. Wons’t thou harvest it with hours of back-breaking labor?
• Thy bosom overflows like two grains silos in harvest season.
• Let’s pretend it’s Rumspringa.

 

[Spirit of Light]

Amish Pickup Lines: ( source )

• Woulds’t thou deign to show me thy knee? Ankle? Booted foot?
• If I stated thou had child-bearing hips, woulds’t thou hold them against me?
• Thou lookst like a tall lukewarm glass of well water.
• Hast thou mashed potatoes with that shake?
• Heaven must be missing one stout, industrious, modestly attired angel.
• Thou makest my heart race like a poorly handled buggy.
• My heart is a wheat crop. Wons’t thou harvest it with hours of back-breaking labor?
• Thy bosom overflows like two grains silos in harvest season.
• Let’s pretend it’s Rumspringa.

I gonna die early from laughing to hard now