Me, Hammer and and AI walk into a bar...

[beenherebeforeagain]

let the punchlines begin...

 

[John53]

Try opening the door next time.

 

[Brickjectivity]

let the punchlines begin...

The bar says "What'l it be?"

Hammer: "I'll have a Fuzzy Logic on ice with two lumps of sugar in it."

beenherebeforeagain: "Did that bar just talk to us?"

AI: "Nothing for me, thanks. I'm driving."

 

[Revoltingest]

The title should read...
Hammer, AI, and I walk into a bar...

 

[The Hammer]

let the punchlines begin...

Ooww.... Why's the bar so low?

 

[John53]

The title should read...
Hammer, AI, and I walk into a bar...

Or Me, Hammer, AI and the Grammar Nazi walk into a bar...

 

[The Hammer]

Hammer: "I'll have a Fuzzy Logic on ice with two lumps of sugar in it."

Fuzzy logic? I thought I was always better then that, hmph

 

[Brickjectivity]

Fuzzy logic? I thought I was always better then that, hmph

Got it from this:
Fuzzy logic - Wikipedia Fuzzy logic is supposed to be more useful than plain logic for some things. Its a computer term.

 

[Hold]

The title should read...
Hammer, AI, and I walk into a bar...

Are you picking up the tab....?

 

[Hold]

Or Me, Hammer, AI and the Grammar Nazi walk into a bar...

Shoo, shoo....you short-legged white-bellied bird......

 

[John53]

Shoo, shoo....you short-legged white-bellied bird......

 

[lewisnotmiller]

@beenherebeforeagain , @The Hammer and AI walk into a bar, and each orders a beer.

'Sorry...', says the bartender. I can only serve organic beings. Only two of you would pass the Turing Test, so...'

'Hey', exclaimed Hammer. 'My friends here would pass the Turing Test just fine!'

'Well, sure they would. You're the one I've got pegged as a bot...'

Boom Tish.

 

[Quagmire]

AI orders a mAI tAI,

@The Hammer gets hammered,

And @beenherebeforeagain asks the bartender, "Was I in here last night"?

 

[Gargovic Malkav]

AI orders a mAI tAI,

@The Hammer gets hammered,

And @beenherebeforeagain asks the bartender, "Was I in here last night"?

I expected Ai to be more of a sake person, but maybe I'm thinking in stereotypes too much.

 

[Hold]

Got it from this:
Fuzzy logic - Wikipedia Fuzzy logic is supposed to be more useful than plain logic for some things. Its a computer term.

Not that I would have personal knowledge of the subject......It's 'Fizzy logic' in a tavern or bar.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

let the punchlines begin...

Stop! Hammer Time!
Now, keep in mind you want a punchline, not everything that builds up to it.

 

[Secret Chief]

let the punchlines begin...

And the bartender says "Sorry, no silica gel allowed."

 

[ChristineM]

let the punchlines begin...

The bartender says "What, no monkey?"

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

let the punchlines begin...

@The Hammer : "Cozy place! Would go great with some Three Days Grace!"
@beenherebeforeagain : "This reminds me of that one movie from the 90's..."
AI: "I'll have the strongest thing you've got!"

 

[Hold]

The bartender says "What, no monkey?"

I maintain: that if there is no monkey in the story, don't listen to the story......