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Sunstone said:I refuse to believe that Girls On Trampolines! is a parody of religion or a mere joke.
For one thing, the girl symbolizes the sage; and when the girl goes up, she is touching heaven, and when she comes down, she is connecting to earth.
In sum, it is a very spiritual movement that demonstrates even to the religiously clumsy the profound message that the spiritual and material are inextricably mixed. So there!
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michel said:Yes, quite, Phil..............err, when are you due your next injection ?:biglaugh:
I would ecstatically like to petition for membership to your glorious congregation!!!....but with one minor request. May Sir Cabury John be added as a saint to be worshiped? :angel2:Revasser said:I think mine would be Chocolathleticism. Our religious practice would involve running from place to place at full pelt liberating the chocolate from wherever it is held uneaten, with its freedom denied to it!
We would worship the Great Chocolatribunal of the gods Cadburius, Whitmanica and Lindtusian, whom we would pray to in the name of (for my Australian compatriots) the demigod and Holy Sprinter, the Great and Virile Shervo.
Our churches would be made from dark chocolate encased in 6-inch thick candy shell and any caught eating them would be subject to a swift punishment of being force-fed those horrid almond chocolates from the Whitman's Sampler that everyone hates for 2 weeks.
When Shervo visits, we hold a great annual festival where one of the church virgins is given to Him for whatever purposes He deems fit. This would be a time of great joy and much eating of chocolate and diagnosing of diabetes.
That day has come.....................at least for now.OK, maybe that day might not come, but the day will come when...when...when there are two members of the religion, not just one! So there!
Buttercup said:I would ecstatically like to petition for membership to your glorious congregation!!!....but with one minor request. May Sir Cabury John be added as a saint to be worshiped? :angel2: