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Lottery Joke

J Bryson

J Bryson

Well-Known Member
A man rushes through his doorway, shouting "Honey! Honey! I bought the winning lottery ticket! Get your suitcase!"

"Oh my god!" she screams. "What should I pack? My bikini? My good dress?"

"I don't care!" he responds. "Just get out!"
 
3.14

3.14

Well-Known Member
1 banana peel
1 pedestrian
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best joke ever

1 embarasing moment
1 camara
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funnyest moment ever
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
haha I thought it was funny.

She replies, "I'll take the ticket, then." "You get the kids."
 
rageoftyrael

rageoftyrael

Veritas
This probably isn't supposed to be a serious thread, but has anyone wondered why people find other people's pain so funny? i'm really curious...
 
3.14

3.14

Well-Known Member
well getting hurt (mildly ) is just funny, but people can't laugh at there own pain because there in pain then but they can laugh at other people's pain because there not in pain then
 
monta

monta

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It is good they no longer have to maintain the charade of their marriage, perhaps the fictional money will help the fictional characters find happiness.
 
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Brotownious'_87

Member
rageoftyrael said:
testing, testing, one two three...
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or maybe its because the people in pain are in pain while people that are not in pain are also in pain from putting up with the pain of the person in pain being painful.

then the person in pain gains pleasure from the effect on the person in pain from the person being painful, as does the person being painful gain pleasure from the person in genuine pain. which is now both of them.

yeh... thats right..

simple really pain = pleasure... probably why the line is so fine aye.
 
monta

monta

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Brotownious'_87 said:
or maybe its because the people in pain are in pain while people that are not in pain are also in pain from putting up with the pain of the person in pain being painful.

then the person in pain gains pleasure from the effect on the person in pain from the person being painful, as does the person being painful gain pleasure from the person in genuine pain. which is now both of them.

yeh... thats right..

simple really pain = pleasure... probably why the line is so fine aye.
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Now I'm in pain.
 
3.14

3.14

Well-Known Member
almost every pain is funny exept a guy getting kicked in the jinglies, because every guy "feels" that if they see it
 
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