Longest Thread in History

[Dan From Smithville]

Sorry, I was distracted by a large, eight-legged cow.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I forgot, these pages hold twenty posts and I wasn't on the last leg, since I don't have eight and still have two.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I guess you all are going to have to bear with me like Christopher Robin.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila mockingbird.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Haa.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Did you know that there are over 30,000 species of Scarabaeidae in the world. Scarabs are some of the heaviest insects around reaching as much as 200 grams. In the United States there are nearly 1,500 species of Scarabaeidae. That number is even larger when you consider the superfamily including a number of families of beetles related to scarabs.

 

[Hold]

A large red cow
Tried to make a bow
But did not know how
They say

For her legs got mixed
And her horns got fixed
And her tail would get
In her way

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Somebody stole all my lamps.

I couldn’t be more de-lighted!

 

[Dan From Smithville]

How now red cow.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I think I'm getting a cold.

I hate getting colds.

Who could love the misery of it all.

A virus maybe, but they don't count.

They're not alive.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

We're almost there.

 

[Stevicus]

Tequila mockingbird.

Ah, that brings back memories. There was a local bar named "Tequila Mockingbird" which was a popular hangout, close to a movie theater. It doesn't exist anymore. I recall getting drunk in there while waiting for some buddies just before a midnight showing of Return of the Jedi, a few days after it was released. (Back then, the drinking age in my state was 19.)

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Welcome to page 13.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Ah, that brings back memories. There was a local bar named "Tequila Mockingbird" which was a popular hangout, close to a movie theater. It doesn't exist anymore. I recall getting drunk in there while waiting for some buddies just before a midnight showing of Return of the Jedi, a few days after it was released.

I love Jedi and I used to love drinking...a lot. What a mix. I mean both loving a lot and drinking a lot all in a combination.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Ah, that brings back memories. There was a local bar named "Tequila Mockingbird" which was a popular hangout, close to a movie theater. It doesn't exist anymore. I recall getting drunk in there while waiting for some buddies just before a midnight showing of Return of the Jedi, a few days after it was released. (Back then, the drinking age in my state was 19.)

You shut me out of opening page 13. You win. It was clearly my bad luck and all because of page 13.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Welcome to page 13.

Where nothing strange or untoward happens!

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Were we already on page 13? Is that what I'm now and forevermore going to call the page 13 effect. My mind is blown.

That and I can follow these numbers.

 

[Stevicus]

I love Jedi and I used to love drinking...a lot. What a mix. I mean both loving a lot and drinking a lot all in a combination.

I wish I could have a drink with a Jedi. Do Jedi even drink?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Where nothing strange or untoward happens!

We're here.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I wish I could have a drink with a Jedi. Do Jedi even drink?

With the Force baby. The drink just sales unescorted through the air under the power of the Jedi mind.

 

[Stevicus]

Were we already on page 13? Is that what I'm now and forevermore going to call the page 13 effect. My mind is blown.

That and I can follow these numbers.

Huh? Page 13 started with your post about you fishing for cows.