Life's Great Truths Learned From Experience

[PoetPhilosopher]

Talking of time...

My theory is microprocessors emit a time warp.

It happens every time. "I am just going on the computer for five minutes"

Over 4 hours later i shout "five minutes were up 4 hours ago"

And it only gets worse the faster the PC is.

Me: "I'm buying a faster PC to speed up my productivity."

Universe: "Double the speed, double the time warp."

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

Be very, very careful of alternate choices when you run out of lube...

 

[Milton Platt]

But even with bacon?

 

[Vinayaka]

If you don't do regular maintenance on cars or houses, bad stuff happens.

 

[Milton Platt]

With enuf bacon, even vegetables can be endured.

When your wife says "do whatever you want".....don't do whatever you want.

 

[Revoltingest]

Black pudding is preferable to haggis

No way!
Black pudding doesn't even have a mascot.

 

[Milton Platt]

No way!
Black pudding doesn't even have a mascot.

What the H-E-double L is that thing between the two MACSWEENS supposed to be?
Looks like a mini=sausage with hair......

 

[ChristineM]

No way!
Black pudding doesn't even have a mascot.

Say what? Research boy, do your research



Percy Pud, Chorley black pudding if the colour confuses you

 

[Wu Wei]

When eating real Chinese food.....never ask what is it made of.... believe me, you don't want to know

Examples: xuě dòufǔ, and Zhū dàcháng

 

[ChristineM]

What the H-E-double L is that thing between the two MACSWEENS supposed to be?
Looks like a mini=sausage with hair......

'tiz a Scotchman

 

[Jim]

I can pick up things with my hands.

 

[Thief]

note my signature

 

[Revoltingest]

Say what? Research boy, do your research
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Percy Pud, Chorley black pudding if the colour confuses you

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Those mascots are racist!

 

[Revoltingest]

I can pick up things with my hands.

Braggart.
But if you had a prehensile tale, that would be cool.

And if I could spell "tail", that would be cool too.

 

[ChristineM]

Some people are wrong.

Life is easy if you take things for granted

Do unto others as they would do unto you... Only do it first.

Life is to short

 

[ChristineM]

Those mascots are racist!

They are??? Pray tell all about it

 

[Revoltingest]

They are??? Pray tell all about it

Everything's racist these days.

 

[ChristineM]

Everything's racist these days.

I am not.

 

[Revoltingest]

I am not.

OK, you're the exception.
But I have enuf racism for the both of us.

 

[Wu Wei]

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim....or slim for that matter