Holy moly, what a pair.
Have you seen the Eric Bana movie about Chopper (called Chopper)? It was a bit of a cult classic over here, no idea how much notice it got anywhere else though.
If we're replacing Warnie, it should be with a sports star, and I'm a basketball fan, so I'll go with Lauren Jackson. That would leave me in the minority, since women's basketball is a little niche, but there ya go.