Lets write a story

[CDRaider]

So you know that old parable about sitting down a 1,000 at typewriters and they will eventually produce the greatest novel ever written? Well if you don't, well... then trust me its out there. BUT what I figured it is a 1000 monkeys can do it, why can't we?

RULES:

* You MUST type three complete words that play off the last three words.
* If you end a sentance you must start a new one even if you have used your three.
* You CANNOT put three useless words (in to the, up on the) as they DO NOT add to the story.
* The word THE does not count because it is too common
* NO vulgar language
* KEEP IT GOING!!!!

Ok, I'll start.


Walking along the canal...

 

[Bishka]

Beatrice saw the lonley old dog

 

[CDRaider]

sitting by himself

 

[!Fluffy!]

sitting by himself

gnawing on a

 

[Rejected]

gnawing on a

severed human hand and

 

[klubbhead024]

gnawing on a

dead fish head

 

[CDRaider]

. Beatrice was very

 

[Djamila]

disturbed by this unusual sight

 

[!Fluffy!]

so she took

 

[CDRaider]

out the cell phone

 

[Hema]

and called her husband who was

 

[Djamila]

on a plane to

 

[CDRaider]

Amsterdam because he was

 

[Djamila]

going for a sex-change

 

[angellous_evangellous]

. Wait! She said

 

[CDRaider]

. I've seen a sign

 

[Djamila]

that the Lord believes

 

[angellous_evangellous]

one should not get

 

[Djamila]

return plane tickets. But...

 

[angellous_evangellous]

his second sex change