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Let us picketh on sun rise!!!

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Snow White, May 24, 2022.

  1. Snow White

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    sun rise likes to go to the:

    Mermer's Farket!!???!!!!!!

    Where he buys Compaq PCs with Windows to get the free AOL floppy diskette. 1.44 MB. 1.44 K.



    @sun rise

     
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    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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  3. Snow White

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    And spills it from his dish but won't eat it afterwards due to the ants.
     
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  4. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Ants are tasty...

    ... Or is that aunts
     
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    I'm sure Air Bud is a great guy, a faithful companion. And he doesn't afraid of anything.

    (Except the floss dance)
     
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    Right honey
     
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    "Picketh?"
     
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    Hopefully fido feels the same way.
     
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    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    An old English term to mean cuddle, mollycoddle, snuggle up to (maybe?)
     
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    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    Can't you all do better? After all, you have not come close to convincing me to use a safe word yet.
     
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    In the beginning, God wanted hate and wanted Trump, the new David, in charge. WIth every good thing comes a prophet. So Graham was in the wilderness learning New Age teachings to prepare people for the canine Trade Federation under the influence of Biden.

    @sun rise was just a pup, and lived as the guard dog of a funeral home. His owner had a bad cough. Suddenly a casket hit the stairs.

    Clunk. Clunk.

    Clunk. Clunk

    cClunk Clunk.

    CLunk clunk.

    Clunk clunk. Cough.

    The pup turned to his owner with sad eyes and the fire of a million.

    "Stop coffin," he said.

    The coffin stopped. And out popped a wax figure of a Car-doordash-ian.
     
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    Dinner time

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    What can I say that I have not already said elsewhere
     
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