Leaving for My Tea Farm

[Debater Slayer]

Just letting you all know that I will be leaving RF and focusing on my new tea farm that I purchased after consultation with @Rival. Unfortunately, it got snowed on a few days after I bought it, but that's fine. I've heard ice tea is tasty!

I'm walking on my way there now. I will show you a photo of the field before leaving, as a farewell after all of these years. Let me take a photo and sen... OMG!

@Rival took all of it! Every single leaf is gone. Do you see her? She even has her back turned on me. Not even a penny for all of the tea she has guzzled! Even the scarecrow is gone. I should have used an extra scarecrow to keep humans away.

Sorry, guys. I have to log off and consider my options. A lawsuit, financial compensation, coffee... anything. I will see you later.

April Fools'!​

 

[Revoltingest]

I think you've been cheated.
Your tea field has corn stalks.

 

[Viker]

April Fools'!

And I was about to offer you slaves.

 

[Vinayaka]

I think you've been cheated.
Your tea field has corn stalks.

New kinda tea, Buddy. Get with the program. It's called Nebraska Green.

 

[Debater Slayer]

And I was about to offer you slaves.

I work there alone. I only trust myself am a humble farmer!

 

[Wu Wei]

I was going to offer to BE the scarecrow for scaring off humans

I would have even worked for tea