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Killing ________

Buttons*

Glass half Panda'd
Alright, as a preface to this poem, I'd like to mention that I wasn't being serious when I wrote this... (about 5 years back now)

Killing _________ (insert the name of someone you dislike! :D )
______ this,
and ______ that.
Can I please,
I beg of you,
kill ______ with a baseball bat?

I want to hit her,
Over the head,
Again and again,
Until she is dead.
Maybe then,
She'll be out of my life,
gone from the world,
- Should I use a knife?

Because she's so perfect
And because she's so right,
I would gouge her eyes out,
In the heat of a fight.
And who gives a damn,
If it's wrong or it's right,
I wanna kill _____,
I'll do it tonight!

Tripping her in the halls,
Laughing with glee,
And bustin' a cap,
Just like Bruce Lee!
She makes me,
feel like a dork,
I wish I could stab her,
in the face, with a spork!

Sneaking into her room,
With chainsaw and mask,
Can't wait to open,
This can of whoop-***!
Taking away,
What's left in a basket,
There's no way in hell,
They're having an open casket.
 

Stellify

StarChild
*falls over laughing*:spit:
I looove this one!
I had forgotten how friggin' funny it is! Heehee The open casket part is my favorite.
:biglaugh:
 

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
Wow! Buttons, that was.......

wow!

and I hereby nominate you for most aprapo user title of anyone on the boards.:yes:
 

Buttercup

Veteran Member
heheeeeeee! Oh, stinkerpandahead! That is sooooo hilarious! You are such a GIRL! :D

Do you have more? :drool: Give us more!
 

TashaN

Veteran Member
Premium Member
I have a mixture feelings of laugh and amazement because i like what you wrote, the way you wrote it, and i also find it funny. I love it. :)
 

ChrisP

Veteran Member
The French did alright I thought.

Oooooo meow.
Unfortunately for you, skirt wearer, you've hit upon the only kiwi who cares more about watching paint dry than rugby... although I always support a kiwi team as a rule. Besides, I bet my mate france'd beat us. 20$ well made.
 

jeffrey

†ßig Dog†
Unfortunately for you, skirt wearer, you've hit upon the only kiwi who cares more about watching paint dry than rugby... although I always support a kiwi team as a rule. Besides, I bet my mate france'd beat us. 20$ well made.

You're gonna lose, you know that! LOL. Hope you and ....... are well! ;)
 

Yerda

Veteran Member
Unfortunately for you, skirt wearer, you've hit upon the only kiwi who cares more about watching paint dry than rugby... although I always support a kiwi team as a rule. Besides, I bet my mate france'd beat us. 20$ well made.
I'll just go hang my head.
 
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