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Jumped for Trump

The Reverend Bob

Fart Machine and Beastmaster
Well sir, suffering for right wing politics is actually as addictive as crystal meth. You knew that was a thing right?

I want to find a noble cause and lay down my life for it. I have had two torn meniscus, torn acl, fractured knee, broken back in two places, broken ribs, shoulder surgery, broken pelvis, broken arm, concussion, and more. It's just gonna turn into bad arthritis. I need to suffer and die for right wing government. Otherwise I'll get old and in a nursing home ****ing myself. I'm old enough for that decision to die for my president, and cannot love myself unless I make it.

I will not love myself unless I suffer and die for my president! Time is running out! I must act quickly if I wish to see the desired results!
Matt, are you still maintaining sobriety?
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
To provide my intellectual argument on the subject of communism, here it is, vote for Trump everyone:

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I'll give you or anyone my phone number and address. Just pm me and we can take it to the yellow brick alley way :D

I'll get a new phone and new number tonight. Anybody pm me who wants the number as I've conversed with some of you and it's great to hear your voices. I especially enjoyed talking to the guy that said Jesus likes to use drugs lol
 

The Hammer

[REDACTED]
Premium Member
I got jumped and my phone broken for promoting Donald Trump. I live in the Capitol city of liberalville and the libbies know me very well for my demonstrations at the capitol building and promoting right wing nationalism as well as my holding up traffic for Trump.

Thing is, Liberals here hold up traffic to renounce Trump all the time. They take over entire streets to scream at the top of their lungs DONALD TRUMP, SHAME ON YOU, IMMIGRINTS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!" And they wear hats that say "F*** Donald Trump" and "NOT MY PRESIDENT" and blah blah BLAH!

I'm also communicating with the white house. I keep hearing people say they want to imprison and even kill the president. I dialed 911 and they put me straight through to the white house. I shouted "We're gonna have a dead president on our hand if we don't act now", but the white house told me they need to know the names of the people, and all I know is that they are Somali immigrants."

Anyhow, I just got out of the hospital and am ready to get jumped for Trump (again) as well as buy a new phone. I'm the son of uncle Sam and shall keep resurrecting (but not so successful at recruiting so far. but people will keep looping the same street to view my demonstrations and converse, so am getting somewhere.

Liberalism contains too many of the errors of the Soviet union, and as a liberal all I lived for was lust, covetousness, greed, envy, laziness, gluttony, hedonism, and passing pleasure. I wont even mention the murder of 125,000 defensless humans EVERY day. oops! Too late! And even without that statistic, the left still killed far more people, conquered far more land, and had far more death camps than the right!

Please vote right! It's the right thing to do!
My new hobbie is printing out stuff like this, taping it to cardboard, and waltzing down the busy traffic jams giggling hysterically and waving like I've got spiders in my shirt. Actually, I literally do. Muahahaha! :D Shouting "Vote for Trump! Don't be a Chump"! :)
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Cool story, bro.
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
Matt, sobriety isn't a matter of degrees. You are either sober or you are not. Is this why you are lashing out? Because you relapsed?
Drugs crush fear! I will not let myself know fear! If fear shows up I shall do anything to destroy it!. I was afraid of spiders so I hold them. ( In fact, I'm off to buy spider food! Large crickets and giant hissing cockroaches for my bird eater (largest species in the world). As long as I see him in the hunting mode I buy him prey. I got a train to Minneapolis to catch. Later gangstas! ) :cool:
 

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
Anyways, I'm like PopeADope, if anyone wants to talk to me over the phone, including PopeADope, just let know and I'll be free to talk in two or three days when I go back home. It's a good social exercise because you get to see a greater picture of the real person.

And let's be honest, I can be a bit much. You can't blame PopeADope's whole reaction on a subject he felt strongly about, all on him.
 

leov

Well-Known Member
I got jumped and my phone broken for promoting Donald Trump. I live in the Capitol city of liberalville and the libbies know me very well for my demonstrations at the capitol building and promoting right wing nationalism as well as my holding up traffic for Trump.

Thing is, Liberals here hold up traffic to renounce Trump all the time. They take over entire streets to scream at the top of their lungs DONALD TRUMP, SHAME ON YOU, IMMIGRINTS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!" And they wear hats that say "F*** Donald Trump" and "NOT MY PRESIDENT" and blah blah BLAH!

I'm also communicating with the white house. I keep hearing people say they want to imprison and even kill the president. I dialed 911 and they put me straight through to the white house. I shouted "We're gonna have a dead president on our hand if we don't act now", but the white house told me they need to know the names of the people, and all I know is that they are Somali immigrants."

Anyhow, I just got out of the hospital and am ready to get jumped for Trump (again) as well as buy a new phone. I'm the son of uncle Sam and shall keep resurrecting (but not so successful at recruiting so far. but people will keep looping the same street to view my demonstrations and converse, so am getting somewhere.

Liberalism contains too many of the errors of the Soviet union, and as a liberal all I lived for was lust, covetousness, greed, envy, laziness, gluttony, hedonism, and passing pleasure. I wont even mention the murder of 125,000 defensless humans EVERY day. oops! Too late! And even without that statistic, the left still killed far more people, conquered far more land, and had far more death camps than the right!

Please vote right! It's the right thing to do!
My new hobbie is printing out stuff like this, taping it to cardboard, and waltzing down the busy traffic jams giggling hysterically and waving like I've got spiders in my shirt. Actually, I literally do. Muahahaha! :D Shouting "Vote for Trump! Don't be a Chump"! :)
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It is nothing wrong with communism, greedy minds can not embrace it, can not step away from material wealth, btw, USSR was way off too. Campanella was closer to communism than Lenin.
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
Anyways, I'm like PopeADope, if anyone wants to talk to me over the phone, including PopeADope, just let know and I'll be free to talk in two or three days when I go back home. It's a good social exercise because you get to see a greater picture of the real person.

And let's be honest, I can be a bit much. You can't blame PopeADope's whole reaction on a subject he felt strongly about, all on him.
So, radical leftists and fascists can drink in the same room and not fight. I want to talk to you tonight.

Okay, I'm off to the train to get spider food and a new phone 4 realz this time gansgstas! Quit crampin my style.

Leftist propaganda on this website set me on a manic episode! :cool::p:rolleyes:
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
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Nakosis

Non-Binary Physicalist
Premium Member
I got jumped and my phone broken for promoting Donald Trump. I live in the Capitol city of liberalville and the libbies know me very well for my demonstrations at the capitol building and promoting right wing nationalism as well as my holding up traffic for Trump.

Thing is, Liberals here hold up traffic to renounce Trump all the time. They take over entire streets to scream at the top of their lungs DONALD TRUMP, SHAME ON YOU, IMMIGRINTS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!" And they wear hats that say "F*** Donald Trump" and "NOT MY PRESIDENT" and blah blah BLAH!

I'm also communicating with the white house. I keep hearing people say they want to imprison and even kill the president. I dialed 911 and they put me straight through to the white house. I shouted "We're gonna have a dead president on our hand if we don't act now", but the white house told me they need to know the names of the people, and all I know is that they are Somali immigrants."

Anyhow, I just got out of the hospital and am ready to get jumped for Trump (again) as well as buy a new phone. I'm the son of uncle Sam and shall keep resurrecting (but not so successful at recruiting so far. but people will keep looping the same street to view my demonstrations and converse, so am getting somewhere.

Liberalism contains too many of the errors of the Soviet union, and as a liberal all I lived for was lust, covetousness, greed, envy, laziness, gluttony, hedonism, and passing pleasure. I wont even mention the murder of 125,000 defensless humans EVERY day. oops! Too late! And even without that statistic, the left still killed far more people, conquered far more land, and had far more death camps than the right!

Please vote right! It's the right thing to do!
My new hobbie is printing out stuff like this, taping it to cardboard, and waltzing down the busy traffic jams giggling hysterically and waving like I've got spiders in my shirt. Actually, I literally do. Muahahaha! :D Shouting "Vote for Trump! Don't be a Chump"! :)
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Don't be a dope. :p

The plan to to demonize all Trump supporters, make them sew MAGA patches onto their lapels for easier identification, round them all up and send them to concentration camps.
 

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
So, radical leftists and fascists can drink in the same room and not fight. I want to talk to you tonight.

Okay, I'm off to the train to get spider food and a new phone 4 realz this time gansgstas! Quit crampin my style.

Leftist propaganda on this website set me on a manic episode! :cool::p:rolleyes:

Take care. We love you.
 

David1967

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
Okay, I'm off to the train to get spider food and a new phone 4 realz this time gansgstas! Quit crampin my style.

Leftist propaganda on this website set me on a manic episode! :cool::p:rolleyes:

Getting some spider food and tending to your pets sounds like a good idea. Get your mind off this other stuff. And Pope, seriously, there's no propaganda here, just a diverse group of people with a lot of different views. Don't take it so personally that it affects you negatively.
 
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