Jokes you have to Think about

[Thief]

so a guy walks into a donut shop
fires off a round
and says loudly......This is a robbery!!!!

but.....it's a donut shop

 

[MikeDwight]

Poor neighborhoods attract donut shops, bail bonds, liquor. Donuts are a dangerous business because they have all those ovens and donuts they could steal.

 

[Thief]

no silly......it's a donut shop

cops eat donuts

 

[MikeDwight]

Now the big reveal! Its STUFFED with Cops!

 

[Howard Is]

A blind man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts talking to the bartender.

“Do you want to hear a great blonde joke ?”

“Maybe. But be aware that the blonde guy at the pool table behind you is a Hell’s Angel. And the blonde guy at the end of the bar is a bouncer. His blonde mate is an MMC fighter. And I’m blonde too. Do you still want to tell the joke ?”

“No. I don’t want to have to explain it four times.”

 

[Heyo]

Do you know why Napoleon always wore a red vest during Battles?
- He didn't want his men to see when he got wounded so they didn't loose their moral.
Do you know why Hitler always wore brown trousers?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Q: Why did the algebra teacher get dumped?

A: When asked if she was fat, he said the x was greater than size 15.

 

[Mock Turtle]

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's OK now.

I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.

 

[ratiocinator]

Q: What's red and invisible?

A: No tomatoes.

 

[ChristineM]

Entropy isn't what it used to be

 

[ChristineM]

Q: What's red and invisible?

A: No tomatoes.

What's brown and sticky

Spoiler: Answer

A stick

What's pink and runs down windows

Spoiler: Answer

Condomsation

Sorry