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Jokes you have to Think about

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Thief, Aug 25, 2019.

  1. Thief

    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    so a guy walks into a donut shop
    fires off a round
    and says loudly......This is a robbery!!!!

    but.....it's a donut shop
     
  2. MikeDwight

    MikeDwight Well-Known Member

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    Poor neighborhoods attract donut shops, bail bonds, liquor. Donuts are a dangerous business because they have all those ovens and donuts they could steal.
     
  3. Thief

    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    no silly......it's a donut shop

    cops eat donuts
     
  4. MikeDwight

    MikeDwight Well-Known Member

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    Now the big reveal! Its STUFFED with Cops!
     
  5. Howard Is

    Howard Is Lucky Mud

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    A blind man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts talking to the bartender.

    “Do you want to hear a great blonde joke ?”

    “Maybe. But be aware that the blonde guy at the pool table behind you is a Hell’s Angel. And the blonde guy at the end of the bar is a bouncer. His blonde mate is an MMC fighter. And I’m blonde too. Do you still want to tell the joke ?”

    “No. I don’t want to have to explain it four times.”
     
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  6. Heyo

    Heyo Well-Known Member

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    Do you know why Napoleon always wore a red vest during Battles?
    - He didn't want his men to see when he got wounded so they didn't loose their moral.
    Do you know why Hitler always wore brown trousers?
     
  7. KAT-KAT

    KAT-KAT Well-Known Member
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    Q: Why did the algebra teacher get dumped?

    A: When asked if she was fat, he said the x was greater than size 15.
     
  8. Mock Turtle

    Mock Turtle Compassion, understanding, and tolerance.
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    Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's OK now. :(

    I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers. :oops:
     
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  9. ratiocinator

    ratiocinator Lightly Seared on the Reality Grill

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    Q: What's red and invisible?

    A: No tomatoes.
     
  10. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Entropy isn't what it used to be
     
  11. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    What's brown and sticky
    A stick

    What's pink and runs down windows
    Condomsation

    Sorry
     
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