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[Laika]

Hello and Welcome to the latest updates on the collapse of western civilisation and of people claiming to be Jesus on the forums.

Whether you're worried about climate change, the sixth mass extinction or Donald trump starting a nuclear war by calling for room service, it's time to pray for divine intervention and meet the contestants. Who will be our next messiah and who is a very naughty boy? You decide as we broadcast the second coming right in to your living room!

If you or someone you know has experienced a Jesus sighting or been affected by the content of this thread, please comment, leave a link below or call: 0800-LOOK-BUSY-JESUS-IS-COMING

Tune in next week to find out which Muhammad will unite the Muslim world and destroy the infidel.

Thank You for watching and good night!

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

One of the females here shall birth the new Messiah bringing an end to political chaos and haggis.

 

[Regiomontanus]

Hello and Welcome to the latest updates on the collapse of western civilisation and of people claiming to be Jesus on the forums.

Whether you're worried about climate change, the sixth mass extinction or Donald trump starting a nuclear war by calling for room service, it's time to pray for divine intervention and meet the contestants. Who will be our next messiah and who is a very naughty boy? You decide as we broadcast the second coming right in to your living room!

If you or someone you know has experienced a Jesus sighting or been affected by the content of this thread, please comment, leave a link below or call: 0800-LOOK-BUSY-JESUS-IS-COMING

Tune in next week to find out which Muhammad will unite the Muslim world and destroy the infidel.

Thank You for watching and good night!

Wonderful, another mocking caricature of Christianity.

 

[ChristineM]

One of the females here shall birth the new Messiah bringing an end to political chaos and haggis.

Not me, I am afraid i am past all that although i suppose any of my kids could take the job.

 

[ChristineM]

Wonderful, another mocking caricature of Christianity.

Nothing more than any TV evangelist spreads and they claim christianity. Certainly many, many christians throw money at them because they need to live the luxury lifestyle they have become accustomed to while worming their way to heaven.

And its call humour

 

[Fool]

Hello and Welcome to the latest updates on the collapse of western civilisation and of people claiming to be Jesus on the forums.

Whether you're worried about climate change, the sixth mass extinction or Donald trump starting a nuclear war by calling for room service, it's time to pray for divine intervention and meet the contestants. Who will be our next messiah and who is a very naughty boy? You decide as we broadcast the second coming right in to your living room!

If you or someone you know has experienced a Jesus sighting or been affected by the content of this thread, please comment, leave a link below or call: 0800-LOOK-BUSY-JESUS-IS-COMING

Tune in next week to find out which Muhammad will unite the Muslim world and destroy the infidel.

Thank You for watching and good night!

i'm your knotty boy. I let my knickers down. goo goo g'joob!

 

[Stevicus]

Hello and Welcome to the latest updates on the collapse of western civilisation and of people claiming to be Jesus on the forums.

Whether you're worried about climate change, the sixth mass extinction or Donald trump starting a nuclear war by calling for room service, it's time to pray for divine intervention and meet the contestants. Who will be our next messiah and who is a very naughty boy? You decide as we broadcast the second coming right in to your living room!

If you or someone you know has experienced a Jesus sighting or been affected by the content of this thread, please comment, leave a link below or call: 0800-LOOK-BUSY-JESUS-IS-COMING

Tune in next week to find out which Muhammad will unite the Muslim world and destroy the infidel.

Thank You for watching and good night!

I heard that Jesus is one heck of a bowler.

 

[Laika]

One of the females here shall birth the new Messiah bringing an end to political chaos and haggis.

Now that's an immaculate conception!

 

[Windwalker]

Wonderful, another mocking caricature of Christianity.

What is actually being laughed at in the OP, is people claiming to be Jesus on the Internet. Who will be the next 2nd Coming of Jesus this year on RF? Place your bets, will he come this month, next month, more than one 2nd Coming? Stay tuned....

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm out. There's all this crazy noise that you're supposed to be inerrant. I'm full of...umm...errant.