Jesus versus Dumbledore

[nonbeliever_92]

Serious Question:

Which is a better role model, Jesus from the bible or Dumbledore from Harry Potter?
If you had to choose between the two to base a religion around, which and why?

 

[Azakel]

Dumbledore. Gay bad-*** Wizards are awesome. Plus he has some good things to say. At lest from what I know from the movies....haven't read the books.

 

[Willamena]

More importantly, which would win in a fight?

 

[Caladan]

More importantly, which would win in a fight?

If you want a challenge bring Moses to battle good ol' Dumbledore
staffs into serpents, swarms of locusts don't get me wrong... Jesus could be the star of the party with turning water into wine, but drowning Pharaoh's army in the sea was probably something tought in the most advanced classes at Hogwarts

 

[Moonstone]

Dumbledore rules! :yes:

 

[Caladan]

Dumbledore rules! :yes:

I don't know if this is blasphemy against Christianity or against the lord of the rings

 

[nonbeliever_92]

If you want a challenge bring Moses to battle good ol' Dumbledore
staffs into serpents, swarms of locusts don't get me wrong... Jesus could be the star of the party with turning water into wine, but drowning Pharaoh's army in the sea was probably something tought in the most advanced classes at Hogwarts

Jesus could wear a bikini and hold up the cards that say what round it is.