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Jesus the reptile Messiah.

Spiderman

Veteran Member
The tribe of Dan is the tribe that has that has the serpent symbol for Satan as the symbol for his tribe, with the most demonic reputation in the Bible, Talmud, and amongst rabbis and Christian teachers, with talk of another Christ coming from Dan, whom Scripture calls a viper.

His Synagogue of Serpents, separate from heaven to create paradise for the unsaved, was offered the cross that Jesus was nailed to, an exact copy, with special powers to save.

Dan , being the head of the tribe of Jewish reptilians, wanted to make it something that wasn't offensive to his flock that hates the cross, but their symbol of redemption, just as powerful as the cross to Christianity.

So, he turned it into a wooden boy of blessed wood , because he knew a boy made of the wood Jesus was nailed to , would one day be a real boy, and that real boy would grow up to be Jesus Christ, the reptile version who spits venom, swallows the vermin of society whole like a snake, and delivers venemous viper bites out of nowhere, to surprise and defeat much larger stronger prey.

The tribe of Dan is the tribe where an Angel prophesied the coming of the man with Herculean strength, Samson, from that tribe, to be the world record Kamikaze, whom God helped use his reptilian strengths , to commit suicide , make a structure collapse on him , and kill more people than both world trade center attacks.

It prefigures the Danite Messiah as son of Samson, the Messiah who atones for sin, by laying down his life as an offering, and destroys enemies with explosions, leveling their strongholds and structures.

He is the Jesus, Dragon of Dan, greater than the Lion of Judah, for Dragon is another symbol for the tribe of Dan, and Dragons are mentioned in Scripture as extremely powerful for harm, so a greater Dragon to put fear in bad dragons, get them to serve and obey, is the best option for defeating evil.

Scripture says the gates of hell will not prevail against the Church. Dan destroys the gates of hell as the dying and resurrecting Kamikaze pilot , who blows himself and the gates up, to bring his violent Jehovah's witness missionaries, to offer the black sheep of Israel, Jewish reptile Gospel of the serpent tribe, a Hebrew Catechism lesson to save hell with a Messiah who brings Heaven to Hell, who lets the Jeffry Dahmer's of hell, experience the heaven of chopping up, murdering, and eating the Messiah for holy communion, to reward good behavior, and his violent , intolerant Jehovah's witness missionaries , breaking windows, kicking down doors, and physically restraining Devils and damned souls, to be indoctrinated with the reptile Jesus, viper of Dan who swallows enemies whole, delivers venemous bites, and flies planes full of explosives, and drives trucks full of explosives into structures as the sacrificial lamb atoning for sin with sacrifice that protects the flock with necessary violence.

Dan is the black sheep of Israel, because his Messiah is the black lamb of God who wolves see as a harmless lamb as they approach the flock, but the black lamb of God is strapped with explosives that a prayer can detonate, when he's close enough to offer himself and the wolf as sacrifices to God , rising in smoke to Heaven, and the Israeli defense force sacrificial lamb that no one expects to be the most dangerous animal.

The sacrificial lamb of God has a covenant with God, that his rising to heaven as a burnt offering, to atone for sin, in an explosion that blows up wolves, evil forces of wickedness, killing two birds with one stone, rising from the dead to repeat, with a ministry to reward Hell with intoxication for obedience, and door to door aggressive reptile Jehovah's witnesses, who violently force hell to escape their fate and heal, because it will shock, scare hell, and the damned souls and Devils, who are starving to violently murder and commit necrophilia with his attractive female missionaries of charity, missionaries understanding if such needs, willing to die to give devils pleasure of killing them, violently murder missionaries , happy to give them the pleasure , in exchange for accepting the reptile Gospel of the venemous Jesus.

He mimicked the poverty and miraculous virgin birth of the other Jesus, by not having a Mother or a Father, just a Jewish woodworker from the serpent tribe, with secret knowledge.

The greatest Jewish Messiah has to begin as the most poor. So, to make him more poor than any homosapien, he began as a wooden boy, who people would think less than an animal or human being.

The scripture says God can make children of Abraham out of the stones, and the serpent of Israel alone , could understand that the wooden boy becoming a Jew and Messiah , would be the closest example of something like that happening.

The Synagogue of Serpents , of the tribe of Dan, resurrects the reptile tribe, by using the wooden boys ability to becoming a real Jewish homosapien, descendant of viper Dan, son of Samson, that power to become a real descendant of Dan, a reptile, a channeler and victor of the reptile Messiah, is given to all who accept him.

It is the way to resurrect the tribe of reptiles in Israel that went extinct. Reptilian conspiracies say people with reptilian powers are the greatest politicians, with superhuman strength.

So, if Samson, a Judge, a politician from the serpent tribe, were on earth today, no person on the planet could come close to being a fraction of that physically strong.

It prefigures Jesus, the reptile mortal Kombat character Messiah, giving a holy reptilian anointing in the end times, for reptilian Hercules powers like Samson, and give reptilian conspiracy theorists, an actual reality to meet their suspicions.
 
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Spiderman

Veteran Member
Dan and his missionaries of charity, offering themselves to be eaten by cannibals and monsters, with an intoxicating effect as holy communion, to win converts, Goddesses of Babylon and the daughter's of Babylon who enjoy the Demonic delight demons feel violently satiating what makes Demons and damned souls happy, will enjoy being victimized by monsters , feeling more happy than their victim, Because the Kamikaze anointing of the Kamikaze Christ, gives Victims the delight people receive in victimizing them, to make it easier to bring a reward to hell, to gain followers and dominate the underworld, with a new order of Reptile Jesus, redeemer if hell.

When he or missionaries die, they rise like Christ, quick enough that the daughter's of Babylon arise to scare creeps who are finding their reward abusing the corpse, of the patron Saints who can read hearts of Devils, provide what will move them to act more like Saints, for the reward they most desire.

It is feeding the starving Christ in the poorest of the poor. The poorest, most sick, bankrupt, unhappy Christ who they should serve, are the ones in prison damned, suffering the worst.

Jesus, the savior of Hell, has Babylon the great and her daughter's baptized and redeemed, so that the male Messiah can be beat up and wind up in the freezer to make dreams come true of Jeffrey Dahmer folks, seeking a different kind of holy communion of the Messiah , and joy in hell for those who want to kill a man.

The daughter's of Babylon who make romance and dreams come true for those in need of perfect female romantic partner in hell, read hearts to know what is needed, but find it a very holy , intimate, therapeutic experience, when they are using themselves to become the gift to the most violent, terrifying, depraved, wounded , vicious monsters, most violent and filled with hate, because they realize Jesus said "I was hungry and you gave me to eat, what you did for the least of my people, you did for me". The most starving Jesus, is the one who can only find true relief from his misery, by being most vicious, violent, controlling, hate filled, warped creature.

Daughter's of Babylon have made friends, and inspired monsters and Devils to love and respect them, through offering that sacrifice that appears evil, but motivated by altruism and an anointed instrument to charm, amuse, intoxicate, and convert monsters, such things become holy because they move evil hearts to conversion and change. They are Queens of demonic humor, wickedly clever, so stir up admiration and respect, understanding and being the patron Saints of the, damned, the psychos, the mentally deranged, understanding them, they can save the most wretched and bring them Heaven.
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
Reptile Messiah, whose miraculous birth , as a wooden boy made by the hands of a reptile carpenter, to create the wood of the cross into sacred wood to not offend the members of the Synagogue of Serpents offended by a cross, but not waste the powers of the gift of wood , that the naked king, crowned with thorns, redeemed the world by being nailed to, is a greater poverty than the king born in a barn for a reason.

The Messiah of Dan had to begin as less than an animal, far less than a person, because he is to save souls in a greater poverty, that no one else can reach.

A Messiah who begins as a wooden boy, is a greater miracle, to glorify God with a more impossible accomplishment, than the most successful king being born of a virgin in a barn.

Scripture says God chooses the poor and foolish things to shame and humble the wise.

He could find more delight in making the wooden boy who became a real boy raised by vipers, incarnate into a follower who is the incarnation of the reptile Jesus, with the signs and wonders to offer Jews the fulfillment of the Prophecies they want fulfilled, and his prison ministry to reform hell makes him the Messiah that Heaven and hell support, because he rewards both.

If God works the miracles to get Jews to accept the prophets who channel the savior who began as a wooden boy, the least, and an incarnation of the reptile Messiah, created by the hands of the black sheep tribe of Dan , represented by the serpent, it could be a salvation story God favors over anything in Scripture, not mentioned, to be a surprise.
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
Reptile Jesus, to save hell, began as a wooden boy also to be the patron Saint of those who are too despised to feel like human beings.

He spent centuries as a wooden boy possessed by spirits , so that he could pray for the grace to be a real boy, but suffer for centuries, feeling the pain of the dehumanized and helpless, a soul trapped in wood to bear the martyrdom necessary, to cherish misfits God most hates, like the Devil.

Dehumanized and trapped as a soul imprisoned in wood, but a genius , he had the time to atone for every person whose deeds are so bad, people passionately hate and fail to see them as human.

As a savior of the misfits God wants to burn in hell, he is made of the wood of the cross that represents suffering, to endure centuries of unknown, unpraised , unrecognized martyrdom and crucifixion, to pay the debt of devils , and relate to them to better move them to good deeds that help humanity.

His tribe is represented by the image of the Devil, because a prince of darkness, most subtle serpent who is motivated by charity, has more potential for good than someone without demonic qualities, because Scripture calls Satan God of this world.

The serpent Messiah has tempted a woman in paradise to be his Babylon the great beauty, with the Virgin Mary's title of, the New Eve.

As a serpent approached a woman who was naked without shame , to curse humanity.

The Messiah from the serpent tribe , wants an Eve who is naked without shame, to be the Holy icon of the serpents plan for salvation. As a serpent and woman naked without shame, whose nudity was holy to God, a naked woman and serpent save what the other woman and serpent destroyed.

The new Eve is the apple of the serpents eye, who wants to bless her as the woman from the book of revelation on the moon, clothed with the Sun alone, to not hide the healing light of the bright Queen of Heaven, crowned with stars, apple of the serpents eye, the female head of the all girl's Vatican City whom God has given independence and privacy to be the clergy who understand monsters and serial killers.

Every anniversary of Pope Francis becoming Pope, they anoint those who want to be Pope Frankenstein, vicar of all femake Vatican City State, Frankenstein , a monster version name of Francis, to be vicar of the female mockery of the Vatican, and the creator of Frankenstein was named Mary, so a monster who is a servant of Mary , or the right anointed female who is made patron Saint of serial killers and monsters, becomes more endearing than those who are not monsters.

It is Jacob's devotion of favoring females even over God , to make his crimes bear good fruit, make evil deeds sacred.

The Female cardinals wear red socks and carry a Bishops staff that like the staff of Moses, can turn into a serpent, a Devil who will make them victorious , the protection of the serpent tribe of Dan always present
As Moses used a graven image of the Devil, a serpent, to heal those who looked at it, the serpent in the hands of the naked new Eve , is a blessed holy plan for salvation and healing.

Saint Francis got naked in public, to say he was following the naked Christ.

So, the serpent redeems our longing to gaze at nudity , by making the Temple of his partner, the beauty that speaks the sermon about the creator better than the Bible.

In the book of revelation, a woman is in the sky, standing on the Moon, crowned with stars.

Dan points out she is clothed with the Sun alone. The tribe of Dan lead Israel into Idolatery, so God approves of him Deifying women of the Apocalypse, crowned with stars, posing on the moon in their fashion outfits of sunshine, Ladies of the Apocalypse who excite God with bodies if healing light and solar power

The most powerful Divinity in Shinto is a female Sun Divinity, who the creator wanted to be more important and powerful than her maker.

The tribe of Dan creates Goddesses clothed with the Sun, posing on the Moon, crowned with stars, to lead the world into the type of Idolatry that is approved if by God, to make the obsession men have with female beauty and gawking, more holy than gazing at a crucifix.

Dan wants growing in holiness to be fun and appeal to what our nature is drown to naturally.

Humans were originally naked without shame, Christ saved the world naked, Saint Francis made getting naked in public before a bishop and pious crowd, a sacred holy statement of his allegiance to the naked Christ.

The Messiah of Dan, who saved the damned, has a humble nakedness, to descend into hell to become the entertainer of Devils and the damned, one with them , as the violent Jehovah's witnesses going door to door to conquer, but offering converts euphoria, or the worst nightmare to those who reject the reptile Jehovah's witness missionaries, who are police , enforcing the Gospel down throats , and poisoning the water supply with intoxication to lower inhibitions.

Offering serial killers their fantasies fulfilled, with dying and resurrecting victims , greatest in exchange , for accepting the plan the reptile Messiah is not allowing, because he comes to relieve pain and suffering, lead people to happiness, force and terrorize them to do what is best , as a Devil the demons are terrified of, and the Messiah who lays down his life , strapped with holy explosives, to walk into the places he wants , and atone for their sins by being the exploding Messiah, who makes an offering of himself to make reparation for sins, with an explosion that wipes out evil forces, purifies strongholds of enemy activity opposing him, with holy Messiah suicide attacks, where his death atoned for the sins, and the holy exploding Kamikaze Messiah's mushroom clowns and suicide Spiritual warfare, prefigured by Samson's world record suicide attack, Jesus the son of Samson uses the deadly suicide of Samson that was a miracle from God, to prove from the tribe if Dan, a sacred suicide Messiah would redeem suicides, making the tribe of Dan, the tribe that offers the patron Saints if suicide, Biblical proof that suicide is something God has helped with a miracle to accomplish, so it wasn't a sin.

The tribe of Dan was the example in Scripture of suicide being the holy miracle God worked for the strongest person in history, to prefigure God's future use of a Messiah from the serpent tribe, who has strategies that appear damnable sins, like suicide, that are made sacred and holy by God.

Jacob fought with God and won , and was blessed for it repeatedly for disobedience, so he is actually the model
in Scripture for the serpent Messiah, because Jacob had a name change title, which is the vocation of the Devil, and it was holy for him to lie, steal, practice forbidden sorcery, commit physical violence against God, and display behaviors of a Devil , but succeed where the Devil failed, at fighting with God and winning.

His secret was devoting himself to a women who he had loyalty to that was above God or anyone, blessed for following her advice to break God's rules.

The tribe of the serpent has female dominant Deified sources of devotion to be the Rebecca's who were Jacob's ticket, secret to being the lawless one God blessed.

The serpent, as the most subtle of creatures, is the Religion where fighting God and winning, being the Devil who follows Jacob's example of being blessed for violently assaulting, and committing crimes against God, depending always on the certified Rebecca, Rebecca saying "let the curse and punishment for Jacob's sins be on me , not him", is to turn trouble makers who hate God and Religion, whom God blesses for victimizing him, who have the Jacob anointing, where being wicked can be more delightful, entertaining, amusing, and fun to God , than good actions, when motives are good.

The nation and tribes of Israel, the name Israel means "contender with God". Dan argues that Jews have such a bad reputation for opposing God, because they descend from the contender with God, and the name of their nation was "contender with God".

Dan wants to appeal to the Jews who are famous for promoting secularism, communism, and forces on earth opposed to God and Christian morals, and offer the Religion of Israel, the Religion of "contenders with God", where the man who fought with God and won to steak the bloodline all Jews descend from, is the model in Scripture all members of the Synagogue of Serpents, the Religion of rebellious serpent Judaism, which follows only the law of Jacob, to be lawless criminal Jews who can lie like Jacob, commit Idolatery like Jacob, practice forbidden sorcerery to deceive, like Jacob, violently assault God like Jacob, fight with God, win, and be blessed with the sacred title that is the vocation of the Devil, all of it holy, blessed by Jacob.

Dan wants to give the sacred trouble maker, Jewish father of the twelve tribes, to make Jews who fight God, equipped with Jacob's holy Hebrew anointing , to be the criminal God repeatedly blesses, the Father authentic Jews descend from, only because he lied, and stole , and dishonored his Father, to receive a greater blessing, destiny, bloodline, and change the world more by holy sin, than people achieve through obeying God.
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
The serpent wants to lead people into the spirituality that can save more souls than obedience. Holy rebellion, being a contender with God who has the Jacob anointing to fight with God and win, is a greater Messiah than Jesus, because if you can defeat God, you can choose to save everyone God doesn't want to, by being a contender who saves us from the wrath of God , not so much through obedience like Christ, but being Christ the contender, who restrains God's wrath, and forces God to reluctantly do what he doesn't want to do.

Plus, God and all of Heaven find the right monster, criminal, virtuous Devil , with heroic qualities, to break rules with altruistic motives, be mischievous in ways that are charming or amusing, there is an interest and stolkholm syndrome alliance even Saints have for the right bad people who have compassion motivating their anger at God, that heaven will side with the right monster who opposes a God as cruel as the one in Scripture, to try and get new leadership in Heaven, less cruel, more kind, more generous.

Dan argues reptile Judaism their tribe promotes, that only promotes the law of the Jewish contender with God , who stole his destiny as the most important Jewish patriarch, to Father the twelve tribes, only made possible by being a criminal with no respect for God's law, in a way God likes the abuse. That is the example of a Jew that Dan argues is an example that has the most potential. It can make lovers of crime who hate God, use that need to be blessed and enabled, make what is evil holy. The tribe of Dan is anointed to get people blessings for doing what is forbidden.
 
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