Jerry Falwell is dead

[Reverend Rick]

Just the thing for the guy who has everything, right?

Actually Reverend Falwell will receive jeweled crowns in heaven for his accomplishments.

 

[doppelganger]

Actually Reverend Falwell will receive jeweled crowns in heaven for his accomplishments.

What did Mahatma Ghandi receive, Rick?

 

[Gentoo]

Actually Reverend Falwell will receive jeweled crowns in heaven for his accomplishments.

Out of curiousity, did you know Jerry Falwell?

And how do you really know that?

 

[Reverend Rick]

Is that something all Christians are supposed to be keeping tabs on?

Do you guys keep a notebook to track things like this, or just notches in a big stick?

It would have to be a big note book if Jerry kept one. Yes, we Christians love to save folks. Notches on a big stick? Who told you we did that? That was suppose to be a big secret.

 

[Gentoo]

What did Mahatma Ghandi receive, Rick?

Isn't that just painting the extreme right as bad and the left as good?

 

[doppelganger]

Isn't that just painting the extreme right as bad and the left as good?

I'm not painting anything "good" or "bad." Just asking a question.

 

[mr.guy]

What did Mahatma Ghandi receive, Rick?

Hopefully, someone finally got that guy a sandwich...

 

[Reverend Rick]

Out of curiousity, did you know Jerry Falwell?

I met him once and have a picture of us together.

And how do you really know that?

I can quote you the scriptures that says this.

 

[Gentoo]

I can quote you the scriptures that says this.

Scripture is good, but I'm sure that there's some scripture elsewhere, in the Koran or some other holy book, that would refute that. Which one is right?

 

[Gentoo]

I'm not painting anything "good" or "bad." Just asking a question.

Okay, I was just making sure

 

[doppelganger]

Rick, did you see my question to you above?

 

[Reverend Rick]

Scripture is good, but I'm sure that there's some scripture elsewhere, in the Koran or some other holy book, that would refute that. Which one is right?

The one that you believe in.

 

[Reverend Rick]

Rick, did you see my question to you above?

Yes I did.

 

[MaddLlama]

It would have to be a big note book if Jerry kept one. Yes, we Christians love to save folks. Notches on a big stick? Who told you we did that? That was suppose to be a big secret.

Is there some sort of scripture that commands Christians to keep track of how many people they convert? Is there a reason to do so?

 

[doppelganger]

The one that you believe in.

Then what's the problem with people not going for "traditional" or "conservative" values?

 

[doppelganger]

Is there some sort of scripture that commands Christians to keep track of how many people they convert? Is there a reason to do so?

Each one gets you an entry in a big sweepstakes after Armageddon. First prize: the continent of Australia!

 

[Reverend Rick]

Then what's the problem with people not going for "traditional" or "conservative" values?

I never said you should be a conservative, but it does pay better.

 

[doppelganger]

Yes I did.

Are you able to answer that question?

 

[doppelganger]

I never said you should be a conservative, but it does pay better.

No it doesn't. The wages of sin is death.

Even after taxes, I'm doing waaaay better than that.

 

[Scuba Pete]

I find Hitchens as about as hateful as he claims Falwell to be.