1. Welcome to Religious Forums, a friendly forum to discuss all religions in a friendly surrounding.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Our modern chat room. No add-ons or extensions required, just login and start chatting!
    • Access to private conversations with other members.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

I've become Enlighted today in my reality, ask me anything.

Discussion in 'General Debates' started by Slave, May 18, 2021.

  1. Slave

    Slave New Member

    Joined:
    May 18, 2021
    Messages:
    2
    Ratings:
    +4
    Religion:
    none
    Hello, I'm from Russia. After passing a clinical psychological interview for sperm donation, i started thinking alot, for 5 months i have been in meditating trance while doing my day to day things.

    I've become enlighted today by feeling high pressure on both temples and on the frontal top of my skull that i have never felt before, and i believe that i have an answer for every question about life/religion/reality.

    I was a skeptic in real life, and was never interested in religion nor do i know much about it. Ask me important questions, Contexts from religion/reality/life etc.

    Take all the things that i will say with a grain of salt, as this is my ego speaking (higher self), i do not have any intention in changing your reality and perception as the probability won't make that happen anyway.


    I'm only gonna read all the questions once, after 1-2 days i will answer them as best as i can in the reality terms of this reality. After answering i won't come back to this forum again, nor will i ever know what the responses to my answers were . Remember, ask important questions.
     
    #1 Slave, May 18, 2021
    Last edited: May 18, 2021
    • Optimistic Optimistic x 2
    • Winner Winner x 1
  2. The Hammer

    The Hammer Well-Known Member
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 24, 2009
    Messages:
    5,319
    Ratings:
    +6,222
    If your not hanging around with us plebes, then no, I'd rather not ask you any innane questions.
     
    • Winner Winner x 2
    • Like Like x 1
  3. The Hammer

    The Hammer Well-Known Member
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    May 24, 2009
    Messages:
    5,319
    Ratings:
    +6,222
    If one claims to be Enlightened, they most certainly are not.
     
    • Like Like x 3
    • Winner Winner x 3
  4. Vinayaka

    Vinayaka devotee
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Feb 10, 2011
    Messages:
    33,154
    Ratings:
    +17,944
    Religion:
    Saivite Hindu
    #6 or 7, maybe more. (number of 'enlightened' people I've encountered on RF)
     
    #4 Vinayaka, May 18, 2021
    Last edited: May 18, 2021
  5. Conscious thoughts

    Conscious thoughts Veteran Member

    Joined:
    Nov 25, 2018
    Messages:
    16,228
    Ratings:
    +11,280
    Religion:
    Osmanli Nakshibedi Way, Sufism
    I was thinking of writing the same thing
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Friendly Friendly x 1
  6. stvdv

    stvdv Veteran Member

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2018
    Messages:
    12,515
    Ratings:
    +7,135
    Religion:
    Sanathana Dharma [The Eternal Religion]
    That you became enlightened, was it:
    a) Grace of God
    b) Because of 5 month meditating trance
    c) Was 5 month trance God's Grace
    d) Something else, please tell me what
     
    • Like Like x 1
  7. dybmh

    dybmh Terminal Optimist
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2019
    Messages:
    8,964
    Ratings:
    +6,096
    Religion:
    Judaism
    I can't think of any important questions... :oops:
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
  8. lostwanderingsoul

    lostwanderingsoul Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2015
    Messages:
    3,979
    Ratings:
    +1,300
    Religion:
    seeking
    Did this result from drinking a lot of vodka?
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Winner Winner x 1
    • Optimistic Optimistic x 1
  9. Rival

    Rival Iiu em hotep.
    Staff Member Premium Member

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2012
    Messages:
    20,171
    Ratings:
    +28,948
    Religion:
    Kemetic Pagan
    What do you think of the afterlife?
     
    • Useful Useful x 2
    • Like Like x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
  10. stvdv

    stvdv Veteran Member

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2018
    Messages:
    12,515
    Ratings:
    +7,135
    Religion:
    Sanathana Dharma [The Eternal Religion]
    @ALL the others (not addressed at @Slave)

    Why you have problem to stay on topic?
    BUT PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER
    (Lest going off topic)

    IF Jesus Graced us (RF) with a visit
    You would not want to waste your chance

    Better practise and stay open minded
    Otherwise you miss Jesus if he comes

    USA Law "innocent till...." well, you know the drill
     
    #10 stvdv, May 18, 2021
    Last edited: May 18, 2021
    • Friendly Friendly x 1
  11. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Rival's Wife

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2005
    Messages:
    74,138
    Ratings:
    +29,515
    Religion:
    God is in the Rain
    What are the lumens of the light involved with enlightenment?
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Winner Winner x 1
    • Creative Creative x 1
  12. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Rival's Wife

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2005
    Messages:
    74,138
    Ratings:
    +29,515
    Religion:
    God is in the Rain
    That's when you just say "what?" Or in this case the classic "how?"
    Not big questions in words, but important nevertheless.
    And, do you really want to be serious in such a thing?:p
     
    • Like Like x 1
  13. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Mar 3, 2017
    Messages:
    33,421
    Ratings:
    +28,604
    Religion:
    None
    A reality question, can you lend me 18,000 euro? I will glady pay you back next Wednesday week.

    I would have asked for €20k but i didn't want to sound greedy

    Anyway

    Welcome to RF even if its only a flying visit you can enjoy the cake

    8552008209aad36f99a13bc912256954.gif
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  14. Vinayaka

    Vinayaka devotee
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Feb 10, 2011
    Messages:
    33,154
    Ratings:
    +17,944
    Religion:
    Saivite Hindu
    Did you bake that yourself?
     
    • Creative Creative x 1
  15. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Rival's Wife

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2005
    Messages:
    74,138
    Ratings:
    +29,515
    Religion:
    God is in the Rain
    What good can come of asking a question only once and once only without thinking to go over it again and ponder and consider the question to explore the possibilities, limitations, and paths that different answers will render after carefully weighing and evaluating each option which may potentially mandate multiple readings of the questions, but not only reading the question again but asking questions and the questions is also such a vital thing that it becomes a question of itself on why this approach should be considered good given so much is voluntarily lost with bounds of potential never explored because a question need not be simple or verbose, it need only ask a good question and indeed some of the greatest questions to consider are very short but so deep you end up staring at the question as you contemplate the meanings behind, yielding what is impossible for such a quick and "only once" approach to yield so how can this possibly ever be a good thing when it is to take the light of wisdom and only shine it in the dark once, never to look again at was is, what was, and what may be, how can you ever possible even know how to gain and acquire knowledge when you so boisterously cut yourself of from wisdom?
     
  16. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Mar 3, 2017
    Messages:
    33,421
    Ratings:
    +28,604
    Religion:
    None
    No, i don't do real icing, if I'd made it it would be smeared with butter icing spread with a knife.


    Or chocolate, i do a good job of pouring melted chocolate over cakes
     
    #16 ChristineM, May 18, 2021
    Last edited: May 18, 2021
  17. savagewind

    savagewind Veteran Member
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2012
    Messages:
    38,692
    Ratings:
    +4,570
    Religion:
    An X-Jehovah's Witness
    You write like you know English. I think that you know it well and I wonder how you know it well. Care to share?
     
  18. Hockeycowboy

    Hockeycowboy Well-Known Member
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2015
    Messages:
    7,467
    Ratings:
    +4,533
    Religion:
    Christian
    First, we have this:
    Then this:
    Huh?
    Bummer, dude! I was hoping for some enlightenment on my path...
     
  19. savagewind

    savagewind Veteran Member
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2012
    Messages:
    38,692
    Ratings:
    +4,570
    Religion:
    An X-Jehovah's Witness
    I think that sarcasm is against a Bible rule @Hockeycowboy. Paul wrote it, I think.
     
    • Optimistic Optimistic x 1
  20. Hockeycowboy

    Hockeycowboy Well-Known Member
    Premium Member

    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2015
    Messages:
    7,467
    Ratings:
    +4,533
    Religion:
    Christian
    Stay off the Russian Vodka, dude.
     
    • Winner Winner x 1
Loading...