Is lewisnotmiller an optimist?

[Quagmire]

A funny conversation IRL today. So obviously y'all don't know me, but based on my (high-quality and insightful) posting, do I seem like an egotistical, half-witted optimist, or an egotistical, half-witted pessimist?

Bonus points for examples.

Please note, bonus points not redeemable for anything.

Anybody who would post a question like that in this place must be an optimist.

Or a masochist.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I'll have you for chunks.

This phrase does make sense in the film, but I no longer remember what it means. I can't interpret it, but it sounds as if you plan on cutting me into small pieces through any legal means.