Is Hell on the eastern sea Board?

[Mr Cheese]

Is hell in New Jersey?

With their big hair
Big posteriors
Wonderful accents
Wonderful sense of style
Not to mention the food

New jersey, thou arte the fiery abyss after the rapture?

 

[whereismynotecard]

I've never been to NewJersey.

Are you from NewYork?
If so, can you explain to me why NewYork and NewJersey hate each other so much?

 

[Mr Cheese]

I'm from England...via some other part of New England (long story)....

Newyork and NEw Jersey, well jersey is like one large ghetto of NY city...

When you travel into NJ from NY the ugly factor hits...
Its like when you cross the border, the women gain 2-400 lbs,...grow more facial hair and you can see them all lined up with fried chicken.

Of course NYC women are rife with STDs (or STIs)....
Though NYC women do tend to look better....

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I think Jersey women get slightly less ugly the farther from the city you get though
..........

Sha la la la I'm in love with a jersey girl

You know she thrills me with all her charms
When I'm wrapped up in my baby's arms
My little girl gives me everything
I know that some day she'll wear my ring
So don't bother me man I ain't got no time
I'm on my way to see that girl of mine
'cause nothing matters in this whole wide world
When you're in love with a jersey girl

Sha la la la...

I see you on the street and you look so tired
I know that job you got leaves you so uninspired
When I come by to take you out to eat
You're lyin' all dressed up on the bed baby fast asleep
Go in the bathroom and put your makeup on
We're gonna take that little brat of yours and drop her off at your mom's
I know a place where the dancing's free
Now baby won't you come with me
'cause down the shore everything's all right
You and your baby on a saturday night
Nothing matters in this whole wide world

New joysey

http://www.burleson-arabians.com/images/s_scout_prom1.jpg

New Yeeerkhttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PtVT-DvvLzY/SEkxwIf5JqI/AAAAAAAAFys/Bxz5FfBOqEY/s400/2.jpg

 

[whereismynotecard]

New joysey

New Yeeerk

The New Yorkers look more odd than the New Jersey-ers... That's a very tiny pony.

 

[Mr Cheese]

Yeah but they are both horses (the wimmen)

 

[whereismynotecard]

Yeah but they are both horses (the wimmen)

The wimmin.

 

[Azakel]

Nope, Hell's in Michigan.

 

[Father Heathen]

What a delightful thread.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

If I were a cheesy guido or scumbag loser from New Jersey, I would be offended by this thread.

 

[monta]

I don't understand whats going on at all, I see pictures of oddly dressed teenagers and then the recriminations begin.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I guess we don't like New Jersey around here. I don't have a problem with it. I like that it's shaped like half of a vest, like a jersey, see? That's how I remembered it when I took the 50 states test in elementary school.

 

[MoonWater]

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