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Is Evil Relatives?

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Revoltingest, Apr 5, 2020.

  1. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest High Intellajence Kwoshunt.
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    I have evil relatives.
    There's prolly no one who will cause greater destruction & loss than immediate family.
    - They know how to manipulate parents.
    - They know where the bodies are buried.
    - They have a lifetime of fermenting festering grudges to unleash.

    Who else hates family?
     
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  2. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    I consider you one of the family. Enough said.
     
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  3. dybmh

    dybmh Terminal Optimist
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    Have you ever had cold soup, and you expected hot soup?

    I hate that.

    Also, anything a approaching a knee to the groin.
     
  4. shunyadragon

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    I do not hate my family, but many in my family have a strong discomfort for me, and prefer not to associate with me, mostly for religious and political reasons..
     
  5. Valjean

    Valjean Veteran Member
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    Hate my family? Of course not. We had our differences, so I just stopped associating with them.
    Problem solved.
     
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  6. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest High Intellajence Kwoshunt.
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    I can understand that.


    Just kidding!
     
  7. Stevicus

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    Reminds me of this little bit:


    Maj. Demming : You, uh, you hate your father don't you?

    Will Stockdale : No. Hey, I got a uncle I hate though. Ever time he comes out to the house, he's always wantin' to rassle with the mule. And the mule gets all wore out... and he gets all wore out. Well, I, I don't really hate him, though; it's just that I ain't exactly partial to him.

    Maj. Demming : Did I ask you about your uncle?

    Will Stockdale : I thought you wanted to talk about hatin' people.
     
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