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Featured Is Apple Really Satan's Company?

Discussion in 'General Religious Debates' started by james bond, Jan 25, 2018.

  1. james bond

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    Apple is the #1 company in terms of making money in California. Their logo is that of an apple with a bite taken out of it. I can't speak for all religions, but for Christianity, it's based on the word of God. hey have all their products made in atheist China. Workers there committed suicide by jumping off the roof of manufacturing plants until they put up nets. Sorry, but you'll have to commit suicide on your own time. Steve Jobs wasn't the nicest man to work for and some call him a devil. Today, we have a homosexual as President and CEO. Yesterday, we found out Qualcomm was fined $1.2 B for paying off Apple to use their products exclusively. And yet people wait impatiently in line for the latest iPhone until informed they are sold out. The very first Apple computer sold for $666.66. And the list goes on.

    I didn't think Apple was Satan's company and that it was a joke, but the evidence continues to mount. It's just a coincidence, isn't it ha ha?
     
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  2. Quintessence

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    Sometimes, the stories people tell themselves leave me with little more than the expression above...
     
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  3. suncowiam

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    Since I work for a competitor, I'm just going to have agree with this.
     
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  4. Jumi

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    Probably yes, because you know apples are intrinsically evil because Europeans who translated the Bible read it in Latin and thought it was appropriate to make the forbidden into an apple.

    As for worker suicides, the manufacturers aren't exclusive to Apple. You're likely to have parts made by the same manufacturers or some with just as much ethics as well if you're using a PC.
     
  5. Father Heathen

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    Yes, the rumor circulated through your grandmother's prayer circle and bible study group is true.
     
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  6. suncowiam

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    Not that I agree with him, but he is at least being consistent with his religious beliefs? Is that fair to say?
     
  7. sun rise

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    Sigh.
     
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    So you want to put all those Apple employees out of a job and expect their suicide rates to go down?
     
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    Obviously. Jobs was an evangelical pentacost Al. They are all of the devil. His mega church is absurd!!
     
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    That makes it better somehow? :rolleyes:

    I thought it was funny, though I don't know, maybe they're being serious.

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  11. suncowiam

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    I didn't say it would make it right. I said it would be consistent with their religious beliefs. :)
     
  12. Father Heathen

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    I guess you could consider total ***-pulls to be consistent with them.
     
  13. Jesster

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    I personally know Satan. Apple wasn't his idea. He has better plans.
     
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    Apple is way too mainstream for the devil.
     
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    Must admit, I don't like Apple. Any company that calls its complaints/fault/repair department the Genius Bar is up its own ar*e
     
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    You nailed it.

    See, what many people don't know is that both god and the devil are extremely money hungry. God has himself set with a multibillion dollar tax-free industry, and Satan makes phones for hipsters.
     
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    It actually was Satans company, but due to creative differences he sold his part.
     
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    I liked your post, but I had to rant on this picture...

    Android, where to start... it feels like google is not as bad as Apple, but either one's OS you pick you have to compromise privacy, security, usability, freedom of choice. As an old school computer guy, I dislike both of them for not giving the user power over their own choices. I guess we're just renting software and giving more of ourselves to them, instead of buying hardware and using it to our satisfaction these days.
     
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    Don't forget craft beers... the most evil plot of them all.
     
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