Iranian general: Israel stealing Iran's clouds

[Shaul]

“An Iranian general on Monday accused Israel of manipulating weather to prevent rain over the Islamic republic, alleging his country was facing cloud "theft", before being contradicted by the nation's weather chief.”

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/248323

 

[Rival]

Now that's what you call building castles in the sky.

 

[Augustus]

Seems like the Jews have been stealing the British clouds too, I was there recently and it was sunny for 2 weeks in a row

 

[Debater Slayer]

This accusation seems to me almost as irrational as the social, political, and religious beliefs of Iran's leadership. Shocking!

 

[Rival]

Seems like the Jews have been stealing the British clouds too, I was there recently and it was sunny for 2 weeks in a row

As a Yorkshirian, this is pretty much an apocalypse. No-one knows what to wear anymore or anything.

 

[Augustus]

As a Yorkshirian, this is pretty much an apocalypse. No-one knows what to wear anymore or anything.

And there's going to be a shortage of beer, fizzy drinks and lettuces

The end of the world is nigh!

 

[Rival]

And there's going to be a shortage of beer, fizzy drinks and lettuces

The end of the world is nigh!

The Jews stole all the CO2 as well for this reason.

 

[Shaul]

The Jews stole all the CO2 as well for this reason.

That’s because Jews prefer He-brews.

 

[Lyndon]

Israel would do it if they could!!

 

[Augustus]

Israel would do it if they could!!

"YOU'RE ONLY HERE BECAUSE THE JEWS HAVEN'T WORKED OUT HOW TO STEAL YOU YET!"

 

[Flame]

Israel can feel free to steal the rain we've been getting here the last few days as well. Sick of it already,

 

[Mox]

Seems like the Jews have been stealing the British clouds too, I was there recently and it was sunny for 2 weeks in a row

Aye, and what be that bright hot yellow spherical thing in the sky? Never seen it before.

 

[Mox]

“An Iranian general on Monday accused Israel of manipulating weather to prevent rain over the Islamic republic, alleging his country was facing cloud "theft", before being contradicted by the nation's weather chief.”

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/248323

Too busy stealing the West Bank I imagine.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Hmm. So that's what war does to you.

Who would have guessed?

 

[The Emperor of Mankind]

Seems like the Jews have been stealing the British clouds too, I was there recently and it was sunny for 2 weeks in a row

The level of nostalgia this post inspires in me is depressing.

 

[siti]

As a Yorkshirian, this is pretty much an apocalypse. No-one knows what to wear anymore or anything.

As long as you're not proposing a trip to Ilkley Moor ba' t' at - tha'll catch tha' death o' cold...

 

[Shaul]

Too busy stealing the West Bank I imagine.

West Bank? Oh, you mean Samaria and Judea. Now what was Judea named for...
Oh, yeah, it was named for the Israelite tribe of Judah.

 

[Lyndon]

Were not living in 200 BC!! Duh.

 

[siti]

West Bank? Oh, you mean Samaria and Judea. Now what was Judea named for...
Oh, yeah, it was named for the Israelite tribe of Judah.

Are you sure it was 'clouds' the Israelis were accused of stealing...not 'clowns'?

 

[Shaul]

Were not living in 200 BC!! Duh.

So? Nobody ever called Samaria and Judea the “West Bank” until Jordan did it when it, by their own admission, occupied the territory in a deliberate attempt to deny its Jewish connection. It is still Samaria and Judea. Nobody tries to call Jordan the “East Bank”.