Interview RF part II

[PoetPhilosopher]

1. Do you know the way to the dimension that is in my thoughts?

2. Were you made from monkeys?

3. AT-ATemology is a Philosophical idea that divides humans into parts: 1. Their private parts, 2. The "them" their private parts are attached to. What are the refutations to said theory?

4. The Muensters or Adam's Family?

5. Corndogs or corncats?

6. Three Days Grace or Green Day?

7. Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears?

8. Does this song remind you of our previous interactions?

9. How much does it cost to get indoctrination lessons here?

10. How do you feel about me dressing as Rod Serling and narrating your life?

11. I'll be your ghost, your game, your stadium?

12. Star Wars or Star Trek?

13. Am I moving too fast for you?

14. What member is most likely to shove you in a locker?

15. Should I be the next Stephen King?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

1. Do you know the way to the dimension that is in my thoughts?

No. Is it off Illinois Route 3?

2. Were you made from monkeys?

Apes.

3. AT-ATemology is a Philosophical idea that divides humans into parts: 1. Their private parts, 2. The "them" their private parts are attached to. What are the refutations to said theory?

Nude beaches?

4. The Muensters or Adam's Family?

Tough call. I am going with the Addams family under protest.

5. Corndogs or corncats?

Corndogs.

6. Three Days Grace or Green Day?

Green Day.

7. Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears?

Scarlett Johansson.

8. Does this song remind you of our previous interactions?

Seven. No, orange. Definitely orange. Good tune though.

9. How much does it cost to get indoctrination lessons here?

About $100.

10. How do you feel about me dressing as Rod Serling and narrating your life?

Stoked!

11. I'll be your ghost, your game, your stadium?

Monopoly at the Hammersmith Odeon.

12. Star Wars or Star Trek?

Both.

13. Am I moving too fast for you?

Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know.

14. What member is most likely to shove you in a locker?

Johnny Rotten.

15. Should I be the next Stephen King?

Sure. Why not?

 

[dybmh]

1. Do you know the way to the dimension that is in my thoughts?

Yes. conversation including honesty and humor.

2. Were you made from monkeys?

Yes. Puts things in perspective doesn't it?

3. AT-ATemology is a Philosophical idea that divides humans into parts: 1. Their private parts, 2. The "them" their private parts are attached to. What are the refutations to said theory?

If a human is completely honest and hides abosultely nothing, then AT-ATemology is refuted. To test it, all we have to do is have a long heart to heart, I'll tell you my entire life story. Unless... I'm not human. Dang Be a Mug. OK.. you win I can't refute it.

4. The Muensters or Adam's Family?

Adams Family... Lurch... "You Rang?"

5. Corndogs or corncats?

Occasionally I will eat a veggie-corndog. But I always regret it.

6. Three Days Grace or Green Day?

7. Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears?

Spoiler: Contains Profanity

8. Does this song remind you of our previous interactions?

No.

9. How much does it cost to get indoctrination lessons here?

It's on the karma credit plan

10. How do you feel about me dressing as Rod Serling and narrating your life?

Cumin.

11. I'll be your ghost, your game, your stadium?

Game.

12. Star Wars or Star Trek?

sabers over phasers, any day of the week and twice on sundays...

13. Am I moving too fast for you?

I feel fine, Dive Instructor.

14. What member is most likely to shove you in a locker?

@Skwim, but only for fun and frivolity.

15. Should I be the next Stephen King?

In the words of Connor MacLeod,

"There Can Be Only One"

 

[crossfire]

1. Do you know the way to the dimension that is in my thoughts?

That would be in your private mind.

2. Were you made from monkeys?

No monkeys were harmed in my creation (I think. At least my parents haven't mentioned anything about it.)

3. AT-ATemology is a Philosophical idea that divides humans into parts: 1. Their private parts, 2. The "them" their private parts are attached to. What are the refutations to said theory?

Where is the "them?"

4. The Muensters or Adam's Family?

Yes, please.

5. Corndogs or corncats?

No, thank you.

6. Three Days Grace or Green Day?

Green Day, please.

7. Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears?

No, thank you.

8. Does this song remind you of our previous interactions?

Nope

9. How much does it cost to get indoctrination lessons here?

They are free.

10. How do you feel about me dressing as Rod Serling and narrating your life?

I don't take too kindly to stalkers.

11. I'll be your ghost, your game, your stadium?

Hide and seek. I'll hide. (Please keep in mind my answer to the above question.)

12. Star Wars or Star Trek?

Yes, please.

13. Am I moving too fast for you?

14. What member is most likely to shove you in a locker?

Me--playing hide and seek.

15. Should I be the next Stephen King?

That would be up to you.

 

[sun rise]

12. Star Wars or Star Trek?

Star Wars.

 

[Alone]

1. Do you know the way to the dimension that is in my thoughts?

2. Were you made from monkeys?

3. AT-ATemology is a Philosophical idea that divides humans into parts: 1. Their private parts, 2. The "them" their private parts are attached to. What are the refutations to said theory?

4. The Muensters or Adam's Family?

5. Corndogs or corncats?

6. Three Days Grace or Green Day?

7. Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears?

8. Does this song remind you of our previous interactions?

9. How much does it cost to get indoctrination lessons here?

10. How do you feel about me dressing as Rod Serling and narrating your life?

11. I'll be your ghost, your game, your stadium?

12. Star Wars or Star Trek?

13. Am I moving too fast for you?

14. What member is most likely to shove you in a locker?

15. Should I be the next Stephen King?

#11 please?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

1. Do you know the way to the dimension that is in my thoughts?

No. And even if I did, admitting to it seems dangerous.

2. Were you made from monkeys?

No. I was made BY monkeys. Quite different.

3. AT-ATemology is a Philosophical idea that divides humans into parts: 1. Their private parts, 2. The "them" their private parts are attached to. What are the refutations to said theory?

The internet has rendered most private parts completely public, thus unifying all parts. The more interesting discussion now is whether it's even possible to keep one's private parts to themselves.

4. The Muensters or Adam's Family?

Oooh….I can't focus on the question. You managed to spell both the Munsters and the Addams Family incorrectly. I'm wondering if this was a deliberate attempt to throw me off.

5. Corndogs or corncats?

Cornllamas

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6. Three Days Grace or Green Day?

Green Day

7. Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears?

I mean, it depends on which version of them. Taken at the right time, they'd both make effective boat anchors.

8. Does this song remind you of our previous interactions?

My legal advice is to deny all 'previous interactions'.

9. How much does it cost to get indoctrination lessons here?

Payment is optional, but if you choose not to pay, you've obviously failed the course, and are not properly indoctrinated.

10. How do you feel about me dressing as Rod Serling and narrating your life?

Shouldn't you be more worried about how Rod Serling would feel? After all, it's his job you're taking.

11. I'll be your ghost, your game, your stadium?

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied

12. Star Wars or Star Trek?

Spaceballs

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13. Am I moving too fast for you?

Yes. I'm not a great aim yet. Once I get my laser sights I'll...oh...you mean with your questions? No, it's all good.

14. What member is most likely to shove you in a locker?

@Sunstone
He finds me tough competition in his quest to be the sexiest RF staff member 45 and older, male, and with a dubious sense of humour.

15. Should I be the next Stephen King?

The next Stephen King? As in, his son? Wait...are you Joe King?

 

[osgart]

1. Do you know the way to the dimension that is in my thoughts?

2. Were you made from monkeys?

3. AT-ATemology is a Philosophical idea that divides humans into parts: 1. Their private parts, 2. The "them" their private parts are attached to. What are the refutations to said theory?

4. The Muensters or Adam's Family?

5. Corndogs or corncats?

6. Three Days Grace or Green Day?

7. Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears?

8. Does this song remind you of our previous interactions?

9. How much does it cost to get indoctrination lessons here?

10. How do you feel about me dressing as Rod Serling and narrating your life?

11. I'll be your ghost, your game, your stadium?

12. Star Wars or Star Trek?

13. Am I moving too fast for you?

14. What member is most likely to shove you in a locker?

15. Should I be the next Stephen King?

1) the doughnut hole is the key

2) monkeys and moonbeams

3) having no clothes on

4) Eddie rules, grandpa rocks.

5) corn.

6) idk

7) Aggy

8) loud with no reconciliation.

9) you pay as you go. More each time.

10) some days the shoe might actually fit.

11) cheers!

12) the trek

13) are you moving too fast for you?

14) honestly I don't remember the names.

15) the Stephen king of romance, certainly.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

"Stephen King of romance" - that was brilliant.

 

[osgart]

"Stephen King of romance" - that was brilliant.

Thanks! It was unavoidable though. Lol.