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I'm hungry...and dirty

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by SalixIncendium, Jul 27, 2021.

  1. SalixIncendium

    SalixIncendium अहं ब्रह्मास्मि
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    I just got home from work. Well, I spent an hour doing my job here, but it is what it is.

    I'm hungry and need to prepare food.

    I'm dirty from sweating at work all day, and I need a shower.

    I don't feel like getting out of this chair.

    Help.
     
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  2. Meow Mix

    Meow Mix Chatte Féministe

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    Every one of your thread titles lately haha ^.^

    [​IMG]
     
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  3. Snow White

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    You could consider ordering somewhere like Pizza Hut, but then again, it may not be the right nutrition, and you'd still have to get up to answer the door.
     
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  4. Shaul

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    First world problem?
     
  5. SalixIncendium

    SalixIncendium अहं ब्रह्मास्मि
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    Of course.

    Your point?
     
  6. Viker

    Viker Filia Diaboli, in a shroud of metaphor and mystery

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    Get your butt into the shower!
     
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  7. SalixIncendium

    SalixIncendium अहं ब्रह्मास्मि
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    On it.
     
  8. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    Do what I do when I need to get motivated: think about something that really ticks you off. I can usually find something in RF without having to look too hard.

    Trust me it's better than caffeine.

    There's kind of a crash afterwards though.
     
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  9. Shaul

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    Count your blessings and man up.
     
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  10. Viker

    Viker Filia Diaboli, in a shroud of metaphor and mystery

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    I've held my tongue at least twice, so far. :p
     
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  11. SalixIncendium

    SalixIncendium अहं ब्रह्मास्मि
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    I made it to four. Did I do it right?
     
  12. Shaul

    Shaul Well-Known Member

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    You would know best, right?
     
  13. Justanatheist

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    Cover yourself in chocolate sauce and lick it all off, two birds......one stone'.
     
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  14. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Rival's Wife

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    Go shower and make your food before you become a slobbish male who kind of stinks, eats take out too much, and tells guests to not mind the mess.
     
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  15. Stevicus

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    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Shaul

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    For shame! Don’t post dirty pictures on RF!
     
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  17. lewisnotmiller

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    Step one : Ignore hunger
    Step two: Ignore sweat
    Step three: Stay in chair
    Step four: Log-on to RF and start a thread
    Step five: Profit

    Looks like you're smashing it, bro.
     
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  18. lewisnotmiller

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    I'm all for more Archer memes, so don't discourage him.
    I'm still hoping you can find a reason to roll with 'Rampage' at some point soon.
     
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  19. SalixIncendium

    SalixIncendium अहं ब्रह्मास्मि
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    Okay, I obeyed @Viker's demands took @Viker's advice and showered. We're clean but still hungry.
     
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    SalixIncendium अहं ब्रह्मास्मि
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    I do my best not to let things tick me off. I've kinda grown immune to that.
     
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