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If You Came with a Warning Label - What Would it Be?

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by DarkSun, May 16, 2010.

  1. Comicaze247

    Comicaze247 See the previous line

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    Warning: Can relate just about anything to sex.
     
  2. Mike182

    Mike182 Flaming Queer

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    Warning: Living carnation of vanity and narcissism.
     
  3. Panda

    Panda 42?
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    Warning: May contain alcohol.
     
  4. monta

    monta .

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    fixed! :D
     
  5. Tanuki

    Tanuki Taking a hiatus

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    Warning: Dry clean only :p
     
  6. ChrisP

    ChrisP Veteran Member

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    WARNING: May contain traces of nut.
     
  7. MysticSang'ha

    MysticSang'ha Big Squishy Hugger
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    WARNING: to pirates - this ninja will kick your rotting stinkin' ***.
     
  8. Peacewise

    Peacewise Active Member

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    Stop feeding this product bourbons after 10 standard drinks.
     
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    .lava Veteran Member

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  10. Vasilisa Jade

    Vasilisa Jade Formerly Saint Tigeress

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    WARNING: Do not expose to extreme stupidity or container may explode.


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  11. Kathryn

    Kathryn Most Spoiled Woman Ever

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    Wash in warm water only. Do not place in dryer. Do not iron.
     
  12. Kathryn

    Kathryn Most Spoiled Woman Ever

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    Consume immediately upon opening. Do not refrigerate.
     
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    Kerr Well-Known Member

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  14. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Rival's Wife

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  15. Kathryn

    Kathryn Most Spoiled Woman Ever

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    Warning: Do not be lulled into a false sense of security by her apparent tolerance and slowness to anger. Once full throttle anger is finally in gear, core body temperature will drop to below freezing and both emotional and financial devastation will occur to the guilty party.

    Able to wreak havoc without even a hint of violence or destruction to property.
     
  16. Rainbow Mage

    Rainbow Mage Lib Democrat/Agnostic/Epicurean-ish/Buddhist-ish

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  17. ChristineES

    ChristineES Tiggerism
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  18. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Misanthropic Humanist

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    Warning: Bringing this product into contact with ************ will result in the bull****er getting torn a new butthole.
     
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    enchanted_one1975 Resident Lycanthrope

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  20. bobhikes

    bobhikes AntiRepublican
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    Warning I have stupidity it is highly contagious.
     
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