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If You Came with a Warning Label - What Would it Be?
- Thread starter DarkSun
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whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
Warning:
Product not labeled for individual sale. Must be sold with the accompanying Baggins.
Product not labeled for individual sale. Must be sold with the accompanying Baggins.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
Warning:
Does not do secks.
Does not do secks.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
Warning:
Becomes dysfunctional in the presence of bugs.
Becomes dysfunctional in the presence of bugs.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Warning: Contents under pressure. Do not expose to gum popping, food smacking, close proximity to cell phone conversations in theaters, or people who thump their legs rhythmically on the back of her seat on an airplane. May cause sudden, spontaneous, and potentially catastrophic combustion.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Warning: May cause eye irritation first thing in the morning or by 3 am after 6 hours of drinking and singing at Pete's Dueling Piano Bar on 6th Street. If eyes begin burning in the morning, simply avoid exposure till subject washes face, smooths hair, and consumes at least two cups of coffee. If eyes begin burning at 3 am, take subject immediately to hotel room and put her to bed. Remove her shoes and ignore her final rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody." Additional note: Subject may be less dangerous if moved to the bathroom floor with a pillow and a blanket.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
Warning:
Does not listen while you're talking. May describe her own dreams to you, but has no interest in you describing yours to her.
Does not listen while you're talking. May describe her own dreams to you, but has no interest in you describing yours to her.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
Caution!
Keep product away from computers. Will install meaningless things without knowing what they do. In the event that product is left alone with computer, return undamanged product immediately for a partial refund and purchase good anti-virus quickly.
Keep product away from computers. Will install meaningless things without knowing what they do. In the event that product is left alone with computer, return undamanged product immediately for a partial refund and purchase good anti-virus quickly.
Warning: Huggaholic.
*Hugs*
Warning: Can´t... restist...Warning: Men are evil.
That's how I feel right about now
*Hugs*
