"If Knoxville Kids Skip Class for Bible Study, Satanists Want in on the Action"

[The Satanic Ministry]

Bahahahaha...

I meant, it appears to be a non-entity. A religion that has been made up expressly to make a point in relation to this situation.
But well played. Made me laugh.

 

[The Satanic Ministry]

They say Satan was the father of lies... So it makes sense that the children's ministry of satan doesn't actually exist.

We'll be implementing the childrens program as soon as the school board votes in favor of the bible release program.

 

[The Satanic Ministry]

Yes, it was a made up lie. By none other than the Church of Satan A.K.A, the "father of lies".

We're not affiliated with CoS or any other Satanic organization.

 

[The Satanic Ministry]

So you at least admit it was a made up lie, unlike @Subduction Zone...

But what you're wrong about is that there is any preferential treatment. You can't prove that, and neither can the Church of Satan, since they don't have any kids in their program. Or even have a program, of which you already admitted was made up.

You haven't a clue what you're talking about Landon.

 

[The Satanic Ministry]

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Which means a religion, -to be considered one by the state- must found itself upon ethical pillars. Satanism has nothing ethical.

Satanism is completely ethical and humanistic.

 

[The Satanic Ministry]

The Pastafarian religious education sounds like it might be interesting. The kids could learn some new and different pasta recipes. It would certainly make holy communion a lot more tasty than those bland, tasteless wafers offered by other religions.

Steven we actually have a few Pastafarian members. Add to that, Pagans. We even have a load of Christian supporters.

 

[The Satanic Ministry]

Have you even bothered to READ the bible's ...ahem... "heaven"?

Harp music, 24/7. When was the last time you got anyone to volunteer to listen to harp music for 30 minutes?

But it's worse: it's just endless Ego Stroking of the bible god's massively bloated narcissism.

Everyone there is a mind-slave, devoid of Free Will. (no sin in heaven, therefore? Zero free will)

Absolutely. I mean who would want to be stuck with a narcissistic sociopath for all eternity?

 

[The Satanic Ministry]

That's your opinion, which you cannot prove.

...But it is provable that the Church of Satan just made up their fake children's program in spite of Christianity. Let them have it if they want it!

...There will still need to be parents required to enroll their kids in the Church of Satan. Let them put their kids in it, and force the Church of Satan to hire teachers that will actually comply with the law and register properly... If they have the money and resources to waste then go for it. By all means!

You talk a whole lot for someone who has very little knowledge of the details of this situation.

 

[Stevicus]

Steven we actually have a few Pastafarian members. Add to that, Pagans. We even have a load of Christian supporters.

Do you have spaghetti night?

 

[The Satanic Ministry]

Do you have spaghetti night?

No but we wouldn't be opposed to having one. Interested?

 

[Stevicus]

No but we wouldn't be opposed to having one. Interested?

Sure, I love spaghetti. But as I told the Pastafarians, just because I eat the spaghetti, it doesn't automatically make me a believer.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

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C'mon now...
The initial filing date on that was 18/11/19.
I'm all for calling out hypocrisy, but im less if a fan of being treated like a sheep.
The truth suffices.

 

[The Satanic Ministry]

C'mon now...
The initial filing date on that was 18/11/19.
I'm all for calling out hypocrisy, but im less if a fan of being treated like a sheep.
The truth suffices.

Oh come on. We've been a church for ages now. We only just made it official by filing the legal documents.

 

[ZooGirl02]

I think that the school board will reject the Satanic thing and I think that is definitely what they should do too. However, if they do reject it, they may face some sort of lawsuit. I personally do not ever want my son to be exposed to any kind of Satanic stuff.