If God was a giant, horrific spider...

[The Sum of Awe]

Would you rather spend eternity in Heaven praising the monster?

Or eternity in Hell enduring the nightmares it created?

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

Would you rather spend eternity in Heaven praising the monster?

Or eternity in Hell enduring the nightmares it created?

In brief, no.

I would, however, have a much different view of the World Wide Web.

 

[Viker]

Would you rather spend eternity in Heaven praising the monster?

Or eternity in Hell enduring the nightmares it created?

I see no difference between the two options. It's as calling the same thing by two different names and expecting someone won't notice.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Would you rather spend eternity in Heaven praising the monster?

Or eternity in Hell enduring the nightmares it created?

I'm torn on the question, as I don't really hate or fear all spiders.

 

[Exaltist Ethan]

Can I choose not to exist at all?

Spiders do create synversal-webs with intricate designs to catch those pesky flies...

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I'm torn on the question, as I don't really hate or fear all spiders.

Okay, I'm ready to form an answer. It's:

I think from what we know from the Bible, the Abrahamic God is scary enough already, that making him a giant spider, won't alter my perception.

 

[Guitar's Cry]

...I love spiders.

 

[Guitar's Cry]

I don't remember where I read it or who wrote it, but I remember a short story where Christ, being a celestial being that was a savior for other species in the Universe as well as for humans, came back in the form of a giant praying mantis-like creature.