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I Suspect That A Poster Here Might Be A Deity

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Revoltingest, Oct 8, 2018.

  1. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest Greased up & ready for action!
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    Ever get that sense that someone is more than they claim?
    I do.

    @Rival comes here to test us....to watch us....to
    encourage us each to be an infinitesimal cog in her great plan to.....uh....do
    something. I don't know what. I don't even know if it's good or evil.

    Have you spotted any others?
     
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  2. Rival

    Rival Noachide
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    The plan is that I have no plan, but if I make you all believe I have a plan then I stay powerful.
     
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  3. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    I wonder a little about @Revoltingest for a couple of reasons. First, his name. Second, he's always ready to smite, politely of course, any who he thinks are on the wrong path. So is smiting a characteristic of a deity or not?
     
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    Do you mean something like that time when you wore those very tight pants?

    Lets pan out a bit and suss the meaning of the name 'Rival', treating it as we would a cryptic license plate. 'Ri' stands perhaps for wry humor and val for vale. There. It probably means 'Valed wry humor' which explains why I can never get her jokes.

    There is always user Columbus. He's quite the brainiac, kind of scary really.
     
  5. Revoltingest

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    Who are you calling "polite", ya butt sniff'n, slipper chew'n, trash can tip'n, round worm condo!
     
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  6. Rival

    Rival Noachide
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    It took you people long enough to figure out my gender, so I've no worry of you figuring out anything else any time soon.
     
  7. crossfire

    crossfire Antinomian feminist heretic freak ☿
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  8. Revoltingest

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    I also suspect that we're all rats in a maze, subtly controlled by inscrutable direction
    from @PopeADope. Certainly, his posts make little sense in the material world, so
    their true meaning could only be revealed in a supernatural realm.
     
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  9. crossfire

    crossfire Antinomian feminist heretic freak ☿
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    Which reminds me--I should start gathering ingredients for my infamous Slayer Cakes, with Halloween and the mid-term elections coming up. (Not that there is much difference between the two.)
    [​IMG]
     
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  10. JoshuaTree

    JoshuaTree Flowers are red?

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    Temporary deity by virtue of his office, @PopeADope has been pulling quite a rope-a-dope here on religious forums.
     
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    Woberts The Perfumed Seneschal

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    How did you find out? I thought I hid it so well.:(
     
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    BSM1 Who's a good boy?

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    I must be thought a Deity by the number of people that refer to me as "God Awful".
     
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    Oh, finally you get it after all this time! No wonder my prayers never get through.
     
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    PopeADope Habemus papam

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    I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end.
     
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    PopeADope Habemus papam

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    Step spiritually into my office. It is virtuous but messy.
     
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    Your picture gave it away.
     
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    Just like creation itself.
     
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    My vote is for Wirey
     
  19. Revoltingest

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    There is something other worldly about @Wirey.
    But it leans more in the direction of Satan, Marsyas, or Loki.
     
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    Nice try, to divert suspicion away from you, but as you can see, it didn't work.
     
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