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I spent 9 months in a Vagina...sort of...

Spiderman

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I spent the first 9 months of my life inside of a vagina, in the sense that I came out of one.

Then I wasted an enormous amount of time trying to get inside vaginas!

Now I've realized, on judgment day, I'm going to look back, and so is every guy perhaps, who's managed to have many girlfriends and get laid by many women, and realized it was all vanity, it accomplished nothing, it's nothing should be proud of, it is a very shallow-minded way of thinking, it is a huge waste of time, money, energy, and the culture we live in is simply shallow and vain!

If some wiser sentient being gives me maturity, understanding, virtues, high moral standards, courage, and noble-mindedness, then provides a female with or trying to acquire similar virtues, and I am given the sacrament of matrimony with that person, then I am interested in sex again.

Otherwise count me out, fornication is no longer a temptation, no longer even a desire, and pornography and masturbation is no longer a temptation either. Thank you virgin mary! Praying many Hail Marys pays off! :):hibiscus::heart:
 

Orbit

I'm a planet
Just for the sake of accuracy, you spent 9 months in a womb, not a vagina, though you traveled through the vagina while being born.
 

VoidCat

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Just for the sake of accuracy, you spent 9 months in a womb, not a vagina, though you traveled through the vagina while being born.
Yeah for some reason folk think all the female reproductive system= vagina but like that's inaccurate

Calling the womb a vagina is like calling the testicles a penis...
 
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Spiderman

Veteran Member
Just for the sake of accuracy, you spent 9 months in a womb, not a vagina, though you traveled through the vagina while being born.
I know...that is why in the title it said "sort of" in the OP I said "in the sense that".... ;)
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
Yeah for some reason folk think all the female reproductive system= vagina but like that's inaccurate

Calling the womb a vagina is like calling the testicles a penis...
I know...that is why in the title it said "sort of" in the OP I said "in the sense that".... ;)

Because the joke couldn't be possible if I didn't slightly twist the facts
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
Yeah for some reason folk think all the female reproductive system= vagina but like that's inaccurate

Calling the womb a vagina is like calling the testicles a penis...
It still is kind of inside a Vagina in the sense that being in your apartment is being inside the door! ;)

Obviously I knew that a womb is not a vagina, but a baby comes out of a Vagina, so it is inside the vagina, in the sense and context of how I was speaking.
 

VoidCat

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I know...that is why in the title it said "sort of" in the OP I said "in the sense that".... ;)

Because the joke couldn't be possible if I didn't slightly twist the facts
good tho sadly sex ed in the US has failed so many that there's actual folk who think that
 

VoidCat

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good tho sadly sex ed in the US has failed so many that there's actual folk who think that
I cant blame their ignorance tho. My sex ed didnt teach me what vaginal discharge was so for years I thought something was wrong with me till a tiktok of all things informed me otherwise.
 

Spiderman

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Just so everyone knows, a Vagina is not a womb! I was slightly intentionally twisting facts because the joke isn't possible without twisting the technical definitions.
 

VoidCat

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Most of my knowledge of the vagina and female reproductive system comes from watching this gynecologist on youtube called Mama Dr jones and googling stuff after.
She's actually a really good educator after all shes been a gynecologist for years... Taught me more than my school sex ed did
Here's her channel if anyone wants to watch them: https://youtube.com/c/MamaDoctorJones

A school recently blocked her content from being shown in sex ed cuz she was teaching actual facts about the human body.
 

VoidCat

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Why would they block her content?
There's two whole videos this being the shorter one:

But long story short they never watched her content and decided to just use her as a right wing talking point to explain why abstinence only education is good. It was a school in Alaska and they are legally allowed in alaska to actually lie to students in sex ed.
 

Spiderman

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There's two whole videos this being the shorter one:

But long story short they never watched her content and decided to just use her as a right wing talking point to explain why abstinence only education is good. It was a school in Alaska and they are legally allowed in alaska to actually lie to students in sex ed.
I noticed the word Queef on the video thumbnail.

Does she use the word Queef sometimes. It's an unpopular word where I come from.

I wonder if Queef comes from the word Queen :D
 

VoidCat

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I noticed the word Queef on the video thumbnail.

Does she use the word Queef sometimes. It's an unpopular word where I come from.

I wonder if Queef comes from the word Queen :D
I can't recall an instance she's used it but it's possible she has
 
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