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I Recommend The Leprosy Mission's 'Bible Fun Tea Towel'

JJ50

Well-Known Member
I was given this tea towel last year by my Anglican Priest daughter, it is very amusing. It costs £6 money well spent.

Here are a couple of examples of the jokes.

How did Noah and his family see inside the ark?

Answer:

They used floodlights!


How long did Cain hate his brother?

Answer:

As long as he was Abel!
 

Brickjectivity

Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
Staff member
Premium Member
I was given this tea towel last year by my Anglican Priest daughter, it is very amusing. It costs £6 money well spent.

Here are a couple of examples of the jokes.

How did Noah and his family see inside the ark?

Answer:

They used floodlights!


How long did Cain hate his brother?

Answer:

As long as he was Abel!
Why was Noah late getting the ark loaded?

The giraffes caused a bottleneck.
 
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