I interview RF

[PoetPhilosopher]

These questions are for research purposes only:

1. What's one thing you want me to do to you that I haven't done already?

2. When I'm in the shower, I think about you. Do you think about you too?

3. Have you ever tried to scream in your pants?

4. Where do you hide your closet which contains the skeletons?

5. Upon entering a foreign country, what pet would you like to eat?

6. If I were to say "This is why we can't have nice things.", would you understand what it means without searching every last inch of Google?

7. You aren't harmful to my social progress, are you?

8. Do you have nightmares about Dick Cheney knowing your browsing history?

9. What is the closest you've ever come to being a deity?

10. Which came first, the chicken or the Dr. Eggman?

11. When you eat a round donut, do you eat the oxygen around the opening in the middle too?

12. Are you me?

13. Does this song remind you of me?

14. Would you be more likely to go on a dinner date with me if I dressed like a goth?

15. What about if you dressed like a goth and I dressed like a donut oxygen?

 

[dybmh]

What's one thing you want me to do to you that I haven't done already?

Teach me some farsi.

When I'm in the shower, I think about you. Do you think about you too?

Honest truth, no. I do some of my best thinking in the shower. But it's not about me. odd. I've never thought about it before. But, since you asked... I can say conclusively. No. I don't think about myself in the shower.

Have you ever tried to scream in your pants?

Excellent question. And ... no. I cannot remember the last time I tried to scream. Seems to happen all on its own. Then someone tells me. You don't have to scream.

Where do you hide your closet which contains the skeletons?

Yup. It's deep deep in my brain-places.

Upon entering a foreign country, what pet would you like to eat?

I would eat a fish called wanda.

If I were to say "This is why we can't have nice things.", would you understand what it means without searching every last inch of Google?

It's what my mom used to say. And now I say it. So, I think i know what it means. But if there is a movie, song, pop-culture reference about it. I am clueless.

You aren't harmful to my social progress, are you?

I would never!

Do you have nightmares about Dick Cheney knowing your browsing history?

Darth Vader Dick Cheney? No.

What is the closest you've ever come to being a deity?

Now.

Which came first, the chicken or the Dr. Eggman?

I vote: the chicken.

When you eat a round donut, do you eat the oxygen around the opening in the middle too?

Yup.

Are you me?

Not at the moment

Does this song remind you of me?

Yes

Would you be more likely to go on a dinner date with me if I dressed like a goth?

No. Doesn't matter.

What about if you dressed like a goth and I dressed like a donut oxygen?

On Halloween, yes. Otherwise, no. Less likely, I would feel like a poser.

 

[dingdao]

These questions are for research purposes only:

1. What's one thing you want me to do to you that I haven't done already?

2. When I'm in the shower, I think about you. Do you think about you too?

3. Have you ever tried to scream in your pants?

4. Where do you hide your closet which contains the skeletons?

5. Upon entering a foreign country, what pet would you like to eat?

6. If I were to say "This is why we can't have nice things.", would you understand what it means without searching every last inch of Google?

7. You aren't harmful to my social progress, are you?

8. Do you have nightmares about Dick Cheney knowing your browsing history?

9. What is the closest you've ever come to being a deity?

10. Which came first, the chicken or the Dr. Eggman?

11. When you eat a round donut, do you eat the oxygen around the opening in the middle too?

12. Are you me?

13. Does this song remind you of me?

14. Would you be more likely to go on a dinner date with me if I dressed like a goth?

15. What about if you dressed like a goth and I dressed like a donut oxygen?

1. I don't know that you have done anything to me.
2. You think about me. Gee, I didn't know I was famous. I make sure I hit all the spots.
3. I'm glad you didn't ask me if I scream in your pants.
4. In the trunk of my car.
5. *****
6. I've been married.
7. What is social PROGRESS?
8. No, I know he is.
9. Finding where the Pope favorably compared Atheists to lapsed Christians.
10. The reptile.
11. I chew my food.
12. I certainly hope not.
13. I don't know. Straight sex, Lesbian sex, Female sexual advance. Are you claiming to be female.
14. I don't date guys.
15. I still don't date guys.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

="AT-AT, post: 6139713, member: 66478"]These questions are for research purposes only:

1. What's one thing you want me to do to you that I haven't done already?
Frubal this reply with a creative carrot. I don’t have many of those.

2. When I'm in the shower, I think about you. Do you think about you too? Doesn’t everyone?

3. Have you ever tried to scream in your pants? Yes. But nobody is in the room. Well, they’re don’t stay in the room.

4. Where do you hide your closet which contains the skeletons? Behind the walk-in knife pantry.

5. Upon entering a foreign country, what pet would you like to eat? Pet rocks. I have pica.

6. If I were to say "This is why we can't have nice things.", would you understand what it means without searching every last inch of Google? You’re projecting again. We talked about this.

7. You aren't harmful to my social progress, are you? Don’t worry, I don’t whip dead horses.

8. Do you have nightmares about Dick Cheney knowing your browsing history? Dick Cheney has nightmares about me.

9. What is the closest you've ever come to being a deity? The moment just before I did.

10. Which came first, the chicken or the Dr. Eggman? Since the chicken is narrating, we must conclude that he came first.

11. When you eat a round donut, do you eat the oxygen around the opening in the middle too? That is first. Snort it. Lick it. Eat it.

12. Are you me? You wish.

13. Does this song remind you of me?

No. This one:

14. Would you be more likely to go on a dinner date with me if I dressed like a goth? Your chances are like life man. Fleeting, and then gone.

15. What about if you dressed like a goth and I dressed like a donut oxygen?[/QUOTE]

 

[Shadow Wolf]

want me to do to you that I haven't done already?

Buy me tickets to a Tool concert. Or get Wu Wei and Revoltingest to fight each other, bear on jaundiced Scot, live on ppv.

2. When I'm in the shower, I think about you. Do you think about you too?

Only sometimes, when the tempurature is just right.

3. Have you ever tried to scream in your pants?

No, but I screamed into a pair of jeans once.

4. Where do you hide your closet which contains the skeletons?

If i told you, Id have to hide your skeleton there.

5. Upon entering a foreign country, what pet would you like to eat?

Ive heard of this pet called "hue-mahn" that is supposed to be scrumptous.

6. If I were to say "This is why we can't have nice things.", would you understand what it means without searching every last inch of Google?

Would anyone need to look it up?

social progress, are you?

Some would say yes. I would say they are scared to have the doors and windows of their mind all simultaneously blown open.

8. Do you have nightmares about Dick Cheney knowing your browsing history?

Only because it cant induce heart failure. But the real nightmare came when he sent me an invite to go hunting with him. I went into hiding for months after I got that.

9. What is the closest you've ever come to being a deity?

When my god (*cough* game mod) chose me to be his champion and slay the kimg of the fea, ending the fea rebellion against the gods once and for all (Im a larper, dark elf in my heart but not as a character where full makeup or mask is required anymore).

10. Which came first, the chicken or the Dr. Eggman?

The chicken had to have come first or else it couldnt have mocked Eggman, provoking him to seek revenge and enslave all animalkind by turning them into robots. But its not his fault. He was abused horribly as a child and even as an adult most people refuse to respect him enough to call him by his actual name.

11. When you eat around donut, do you eat the oxygen around the opening in the middle too?

If it gets in the way.

12. Are you me?

If I am then give me my money! I want my miney! You know, Im gettin real sick of me dodging me, man. Payup or its gonna get ugly!

13. Does this song remind you of me?

Nope. I think more highly of you.

14. Would you be more likely to go on a dinner date with me if I dressed like a goth?

What sort of goth? Id prefer the elegant and classy goth look, but cyber-goth is also fun (i dont do the artificial dreadlocks though). Just as long as its not emo.

15. What about if you dressed like a goth and I dressed like a donut oxygen?

I tend to dress goth anyways. But donut oxygen? How will I see you? Should I light a match so the oxygen ignites so I know where you are?

 

[sun rise]

I know I'm old but: 42

 

[Cooky]

These questions are for research purposes only:

1. What's one thing you want me to do to you that I haven't done already?

2. When I'm in the shower, I think about you. Do you think about you too?

3. Have you ever tried to scream in your pants?

4. Where do you hide your closet which contains the skeletons?

5. Upon entering a foreign country, what pet would you like to eat?

6. If I were to say "This is why we can't have nice things.", would you understand what it means without searching every last inch of Google?

7. You aren't harmful to my social progress, are you?

8. Do you have nightmares about Dick Cheney knowing your browsing history?

9. What is the closest you've ever come to being a deity?

10. Which came first, the chicken or the Dr. Eggman?

11. When you eat a round donut, do you eat the oxygen around the opening in the middle too?

12. Are you me?

13. Does this song remind you of me?

14. Would you be more likely to go on a dinner date with me if I dressed like a goth?

15. What about if you dressed like a goth and I dressed like a donut oxygen?

As RF's team captain, I can say with confidence that questions 1, 3, 7, 8, and 9 are true. The rest are false.

 

[Obsydian]

These questions are for research purposes only:

1. What's one thing you want me to do to you that I haven't done already?

Disown your Star Wars fandom.

2. When I'm in the shower, I think about you. Do you think about you too?

Every time I look down and at the mirror above.

3. Have you ever tried to scream in your pants?

Yes, when they've been stuffed in my mouth.

4. Where do you hide your closet which contains the skeletons?

How do you hide your closet?

None of mine are in my closet anyway... they wouldn't fit. Like John Wayne Gacy, I buried them under my house.

5. Upon entering a foreign country, what pet would you like to eat?

I've already entered a foreign country... Australia. I'm not too sure how they'd feel about me nibbling on one of their dogs.

6. If I were to say "This is why we can't have nice things.", would you understand what it means without searching every last inch of Google?

Yes. I'm not that old.

7. You aren't harmful to my social progress, are you?

I'm not sure about social progress, but prolly progress of another kind... just ask a mutual acquaintance whose name begins with G.

8. Do you have nightmares about Dick Cheney knowing your browsing history?

Yes, because I don't want to become his object of desire.

9. What is the closest you've ever come to being a deity?

In the bedroom.

10. Which came first, the chicken or the Dr. Eggman?

That's not something I want to think about. What Robotnik does with chickens in the privacy of his own laboratory is his business.

11. When you eat a round donut, do you eat the oxygen around the opening in the middle too?

No, because it's usually filled with icing.

12. Are you me?

I think you left a word out between "you" and "me".

13. Does this song remind you of me?

It reminds me of little girls and tea parties.

14. Would you be more likely to go on a dinner date with me if I dressed like a goth?

Only if you didn't look like a poser.

15. What about if you dressed like a goth and I dressed like a donut oxygen?

Can't you just bring me a dozen real doughnuts instead? You're more likely to get lucky on our first date.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Yes, when they've been stuffed in my mouth.

I tried that but the jeans had dye and my mouth ended up looking like this:

 

[Shiranui117]

These questions are for research purposes only:

1. What's one thing you want me to do to you that I haven't done already?

Nothing that immediately pops into my mind when you ask this question, so I'll go with "say hi".

2. When I'm in the shower, I think about you. Do you think about you too?

I mean yeah, I gotta think about myself when I'm currently focusing on washing myself

3. Have you ever tried to scream in your pants?

Nah, I just scream into the void

4. Where do you hide your closet which contains the skeletons?

I don't have a closet with skeletons. I dissolve the bodies of my victims/enemies in acid like a cultured, intelligent, 21st-century man.

5. Upon entering a foreign country, what pet would you like to eat?

Pigs.

6. If I were to say "This is why we can't have nice things.", would you understand what it means without searching every last inch of Google?

I'd ask you to specify which one of the 1280953409127 reasons you're thinking of.

7. You aren't harmful to my social progress, are you?

Nah, social media and your smartphone do that enough.

8. Do you have nightmares about Dick Cheney knowing your browsing history?

I have nightmares about potential employers or girlfriends knowing my browsing history.

9. What is the closest you've ever come to being a deity?

Engaging in the process of theosis. Or making some absolutely sick plays in Splatoon 2 or Super Smash Bros.

10. Which came first, the chicken or the Dr. Eggman?

That depends, is the chicken normal or anthropomorphized?

11. When you eat a round donut, do you eat the oxygen around the opening in the middle too?

Nah, it escapes from the opening.

12. Are you me?

No.

13. Does this song remind you of me?

No. Your username reminds me of you. Because it's you.

14. Would you be more likely to go on a dinner date with me if I dressed like a goth?

That depends. 1: Are you an attractive young woman? 2: Are we talking modern goth or Early Medieval Germanic goth?

15. What about if you dressed like a goth and I dressed like a donut oxygen?

I am surrounded by donut oxygen. What makes you better than all the donut oxygen I have to choose from?

 

[Obsydian]

I tried that but the jeans had dye and my mouth ended up looking like this:

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You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[ChristineM]

These questions are for research purposes only:

1. What's one thing you want me to do to you that I haven't done already?

2. When I'm in the shower, I think about you. Do you think about you too?

3. Have you ever tried to scream in your pants?

4. Where do you hide your closet which contains the skeletons?

5. Upon entering a foreign country, what pet would you like to eat?

6. If I were to say "This is why we can't have nice things.", would you understand what it means without searching every last inch of Google?

7. You aren't harmful to my social progress, are you?

8. Do you have nightmares about Dick Cheney knowing your browsing history?

9. What is the closest you've ever come to being a deity?

10. Which came first, the chicken or the Dr. Eggman?

11. When you eat a round donut, do you eat the oxygen around the opening in the middle too?

12. Are you me?

13. Does this song remind you of me?

14. Would you be more likely to go on a dinner date with me if I dressed like a goth?

15. What about if you dressed like a goth and I dressed like a donut oxygen?

1 have a word with the doctor and get this damn waiting over with.
2 not often
3 that is one thing i have never tried.
4 not telling
5 eaten many things on my travels, hopefully none were someones pet
6 i have nice things so i dont understand the question
7 doubtful.
8 no and i am trying to forget my nightmares, thank you not for reminding me
9 shouting "oh god"
10 yes
11 never, i i put it to one side and bin it, a waste i know but that oxygen really spoils the donut.
12 i dont think so, are you you?
13 no
14 no, no one dresses for dinner here
15 ??? How does oxygen dress?

 

[Firemorphic]

Buy me tickets to a Tool concert.

You've just made a friend MMXIX

 

[Firemorphic]

12. Are you me?

+2 - 9 = ?

 

[Alone]

These questions are for research purposes only:

1. What's one thing you want me to do to you that I haven't done already?

2. When I'm in the shower, I think about you. Do you think about you too?

3. Have you ever tried to scream in your pants?

4. Where do you hide your closet which contains the skeletons?

5. Upon entering a foreign country, what pet would you like to eat?

6. If I were to say "This is why we can't have nice things.", would you understand what it means without searching every last inch of Google?

7. You aren't harmful to my social progress, are you?

8. Do you have nightmares about Dick Cheney knowing your browsing history?

9. What is the closest you've ever come to being a deity?

10. Which came first, the chicken or the Dr. Eggman?

11. When you eat a round donut, do you eat the oxygen around the opening in the middle too?

12. Are you me?

13. Does this song remind you of me?

14. Would you be more likely to go on a dinner date with me if I dressed like a goth?

15. What about if you dressed like a goth and I dressed like a donut oxygen?

#1 I want you to show me your other eye, LOL hahaha

 

[lewisnotmiller]

These questions are for research purposes only:

1. What's one thing you want me to do to you that I haven't done already?

Agree on a safeword

2. When I'm in the shower, I think about you. Do you think about you too?

I try not to. I broke my heart back when I was younger.

3. Have you ever tried to scream in your pants?

I..err...I'm not sure exactly what that means, but it sounds disgraceful.

4. Where do you hide your closet which contains the skeletons?

I hide it with my religious convictions. I figured that would make it hard to find.

5. Upon entering a foreign country, what pet would you like to eat?

This is a trick question, I think. I was going to say 'bat', but I suspect then you'll blame me for COVID.

6. If I were to say "This is why we can't have nice things.", would you understand what it means without searching every last inch of Google?

Yes. It would mean you work for Microsoft, and are demonstrating Edge.

7. You aren't harmful to my social progress, are you?

I think the court order stipulates that you have to say 'alleged social progress'.

8. Do you have nightmares about Dick Cheney knowing your browsing history?

If he didn't want me saving down those images of him, he shouldn't have posed in red taffeta.

9. What is the closest you've ever come to being a deity?

I once didn't turn up for a meeting. Boom-tish. (sorry, atheist humour...)

10. Which came first, the chicken or the Dr. Eggman?

First, the Parma was invented. This created an ecological niche which was filled by the chicken. Although, on reflection I have no idea how universal a Parma is...

11. When you eat a round donut, do you eat the oxygen around the opening in the middle too?

No. That would be greedy. I share that with those around me.

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12. Are you me?

No, but we both know I can't be trusted to tell me the truth. Ooops. I mean, tell YOU the truth. Sorry.

13. Does this song remind you of me?

Nup

14. Would you be more likely to go on a dinner date with me if I dressed like a goth?

Sure, if goth you is more likely to spring for a nice restaurant.

15. What about if you dressed like a goth and I dressed like a donut oxygen?

I'd worry where you were keeping your credit card.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Sure, if goth you is more likely to spring for a nice restaurant.

Darn. You can't hide anything from a staff member who's real name is positively lewis.

 

[osgart]

These questions are for research purposes only:

1. What's one thing you want me to do to you that I haven't done already?

2. When I'm in the shower, I think about you. Do you think about you too?

3. Have you ever tried to scream in your pants?

4. Where do you hide your closet which contains the skeletons?

5. Upon entering a foreign country, what pet would you like to eat?

6. If I were to say "This is why we can't have nice things.", would you understand what it means without searching every last inch of Google?

7. You aren't harmful to my social progress, are you?

8. Do you have nightmares about Dick Cheney knowing your browsing history?

9. What is the closest you've ever come to being a deity?

10. Which came first, the chicken or the Dr. Eggman?

11. When you eat a round donut, do you eat the oxygen around the opening in the middle too?

12. Are you me?

13. Does this song remind you of me?

14. Would you be more likely to go on a dinner date with me if I dressed like a goth?

15. What about if you dressed like a goth and I dressed like a donut oxygen?

1) make things better, this is worse like you said.

2) only when you shower.

3) only when I shower.

4) who needs closets when I got skeletons.

5) stumped.

6) I know it means, but I'd have to Google it to find out what You mean.

7) I don't think in hexidecimal.

8) sometimes I feel national security is at risk when I do that, not often though.

9) easy, on a donkey trail up the grand canyon. It's private property.

10) let's see this is a Beatles tune. The eggman.

11) you can chip teeth that way, be careful.

12) mime right?

13) is that your twin sister?

14) do you like dark black noodles! Do you often date for platonic purposes?

15) are you saying I'm overweight?