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Discussion in 'Interviewing Religious Forum Members' started by AT-AT, Jun 6, 2019.

  1. AT-AT

    AT-AT Well-Known Member

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    These questions are for research purposes only:

    1. What's one thing you want me to do to you that I haven't done already?

    2. When I'm in the shower, I think about you. Do you think about you too?

    3. Have you ever tried to scream in your pants?

    4. Where do you hide your closet which contains the skeletons?

    5. Upon entering a foreign country, what pet would you like to eat?

    6. If I were to say "This is why we can't have nice things.", would you understand what it means without searching every last inch of Google?

    7. You aren't harmful to my social progress, are you?

    8. Do you have nightmares about Dick Cheney knowing your browsing history?

    9. What is the closest you've ever come to being a deity?

    10. Which came first, the chicken or the Dr. Eggman?

    11. When you eat a round donut, do you eat the oxygen around the opening in the middle too?

    12. Are you me?

    13. Does this song remind you of me?



    14. Would you be more likely to go on a dinner date with me if I dressed like a goth?

    15. What about if you dressed like a goth and I dressed like a donut oxygen?
     
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  2. dybmh

    dybmh Terminal Optimist
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    Teach me some farsi.
    Honest truth, no. I do some of my best thinking in the shower. But it's not about me. odd. I've never thought about it before. But, since you asked... I can say conclusively. No. I don't think about myself in the shower.
    Excellent question. And ... no. I cannot remember the last time I tried to scream. Seems to happen all on its own. Then someone tells me. You don't have to scream.
    Yup. It's deep deep in my brain-places.
    I would eat a fish called wanda.
    It's what my mom used to say. And now I say it. So, I think i know what it means. But if there is a movie, song, pop-culture reference about it. I am clueless.
    I would never!
    Darth Vader Dick Cheney? No.
    Now.
    I vote: the chicken.
    Yup.
    Not at the moment
    Yes
    No. Doesn't matter.
    On Halloween, yes. Otherwise, no. Less likely, I would feel like a poser.
     
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  3. dingdao

    dingdao The eternal Tao cannot be told - Tao Te Ching

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    1. I don't know that you have done anything to me.
    2. You think about me. Gee, I didn't know I was famous. I make sure I hit all the spots.
    3. I'm glad you didn't ask me if I scream in your pants.
    4. In the trunk of my car.
    5. *****
    6. I've been married.
    7. What is social PROGRESS?
    8. No, I know he is.
    9. Finding where the Pope favorably compared Atheists to lapsed Christians.
    10. The reptile.
    11. I chew my food.
    12. I certainly hope not.
    13. I don't know. Straight sex, Lesbian sex, Female sexual advance. Are you claiming to be female.
    14. I don't date guys.
    15. I still don't date guys.
     
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  4. Daemon Sophic

    Daemon Sophic Avatar in flux

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    ="AT-AT, post: 6139713, member: 66478"]These questions are for research purposes only:

    1. What's one thing you want me to do to you that I haven't done already?
    Frubal this reply with a creative carrot. I don’t have many of those. :(

    2. When I'm in the shower, I think about you. Do you think about you too? Doesn’t everyone?

    3. Have you ever tried to scream in your pants? Yes. But nobody is in the room. Well, they’re don’t stay in the room.:oops:

    4. Where do you hide your closet which contains the skeletons? Behind the walk-in knife pantry.

    5. Upon entering a foreign country, what pet would you like to eat? Pet rocks. I have pica.

    6. If I were to say "This is why we can't have nice things.", would you understand what it means without searching every last inch of Google? You’re projecting again. We talked about this.

    7. You aren't harmful to my social progress, are you? Don’t worry, I don’t whip dead horses.

    8. Do you have nightmares about Dick Cheney knowing your browsing history? Dick Cheney has nightmares about me. :cool:

    9. What is the closest you've ever come to being a deity? The moment just before I did.

    10. Which came first, the chicken or the Dr. Eggman? Since the chicken is narrating, we must conclude that he came first.


    11. When you eat a round donut, do you eat the oxygen around the opening in the middle too? That is first. Snort it. Lick it. Eat it.

    12. Are you me? You wish.

    13. Does this song remind you of me?


    No. This one:


    14. Would you be more likely to go on a dinner date with me if I dressed like a goth? Your chances are like life man. Fleeting, and then gone.

    15. What about if you dressed like a goth and I dressed like a donut oxygen?[/QUOTE]
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  5. Shadow Wolf

    Shadow Wolf Crazy Diamond

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    Buy me tickets to a Tool concert. Or get Wu Wei and Revoltingest to fight each other, bear on jaundiced Scot, live on ppv.
    Only sometimes, when the tempurature is just right.
    No, but I screamed into a pair of jeans once.
    If i told you, Id have to hide your skeleton there.
    Ive heard of this pet called "hue-mahn" that is supposed to be scrumptous.
    Would anyone need to look it up?
    Some would say yes. I would say they are scared to have the doors and windows of their mind all simultaneously blown open.
    Only because it cant induce heart failure. But the real nightmare came when he sent me an invite to go hunting with him. I went into hiding for months after I got that.
    When my god (*cough* game mod) chose me to be his champion and slay the kimg of the fea, ending the fea rebellion against the gods once and for all (Im a larper, dark elf in my heart but not as a character where full makeup or mask is required anymore).
    The chicken had to have come first or else it couldnt have mocked Eggman, provoking him to seek revenge and enslave all animalkind by turning them into robots. But its not his fault. He was abused horribly as a child and even as an adult most people refuse to respect him enough to call him by his actual name.
    If it gets in the way.
    If I am then give me my money! I want my miney! You know, Im gettin real sick of me dodging me, man. Payup or its gonna get ugly!
    Nope. I think more highly of you.
    What sort of goth? Id prefer the elegant and classy goth look, but cyber-goth is also fun (i dont do the artificial dreadlocks though). Just as long as its not emo.
    I tend to dress goth anyways. But donut oxygen? How will I see you? Should I light a match so the oxygen ignites so I know where you are?
     
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  6. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    I know I'm old but: 42
     
  7. Landon Caeli

    Landon Caeli What's your stoyle?

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    As RF's team captain, I can say with confidence that questions 1, 3, 7, 8, and 9 are true. The rest are false.
     
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  8. Obsydian

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    Disown your Star Wars fandom.

    Every time I look down and at the mirror above.

    Yes, when they've been stuffed in my mouth.

    How do you hide your closet?

    None of mine are in my closet anyway... they wouldn't fit. Like John Wayne Gacy, I buried them under my house.

    I've already entered a foreign country... Australia. I'm not too sure how they'd feel about me nibbling on one of their dogs.

    Yes. I'm not that old.

    I'm not sure about social progress, but prolly progress of another kind... just ask a mutual acquaintance whose name begins with G.

    Yes, because I don't want to become his object of desire.

    In the bedroom.

    That's not something I want to think about. What Robotnik does with chickens in the privacy of his own laboratory is his business.

    No, because it's usually filled with icing.

    I think you left a word out between "you" and "me".

    It reminds me of little girls and tea parties.

    Only if you didn't look like a poser.

    Can't you just bring me a dozen real doughnuts instead? You're more likely to get lucky on our first date.
     
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  9. AT-AT

    AT-AT Well-Known Member

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    I tried that but the jeans had dye and my mouth ended up looking like this:

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  10. Shiranui117

    Shiranui117 Pronounced Shee-ra-noo-ee
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    Nothing that immediately pops into my mind when you ask this question, so I'll go with "say hi".

    I mean yeah, I gotta think about myself when I'm currently focusing on washing myself

    Nah, I just scream into the void

    I don't have a closet with skeletons. I dissolve the bodies of my victims/enemies in acid like a cultured, intelligent, 21st-century man.

    Pigs.

    I'd ask you to specify which one of the 1280953409127 reasons you're thinking of.

    Nah, social media and your smartphone do that enough.

    I have nightmares about potential employers or girlfriends knowing my browsing history.

    Engaging in the process of theosis. Or making some absolutely sick plays in Splatoon 2 or Super Smash Bros.

    That depends, is the chicken normal or anthropomorphized?

    Nah, it escapes from the opening.

    No.

    No. Your username reminds me of you. Because it's you.

    That depends. 1: Are you an attractive young woman? 2: Are we talking modern goth or Early Medieval Germanic goth?

    I am surrounded by donut oxygen. What makes you better than all the donut oxygen I have to choose from?
     
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  11. Obsydian

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    You say that like it's a bad thing.
     
  12. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    1 have a word with the doctor and get this damn waiting over with.
    2 not often
    3 that is one thing i have never tried.
    4 not telling
    5 eaten many things on my travels, hopefully none were someones pet
    6 i have nice things so i dont understand the question
    7 doubtful.
    8 no and i am trying to forget my nightmares, thank you not for reminding me
    9 shouting "oh god"
    10 yes
    11 never, i i put it to one side and bin it, a waste i know but that oxygen really spoils the donut.
    12 i dont think so, are you you?
    13 no
    14 no, no one dresses for dinner here
    15 ??? How does oxygen dress?
     
  13. Firemorphic

    Firemorphic Activist Membrane

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    You've just made a friend :D:D MMXIX
     
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    Firemorphic Activist Membrane

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    +2 - 9 = ?
     
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