I interview RF, part IV

[PoetPhilosopher]

1. Have you ever kicked a bowl of oat meal?

2. After you did, did you get a call from the NFL?

3. Am I sweet, salty, or sweet and salty?

4. Do you write letters to your future pair of socks?

5. Have the socks at the store written back?

6. Use this in a sentence: "Use this in a sentence..."

7. Are you looking forward to having a mother in law?

8. Have you given up completely on politics yet?

9. Or have politics given up on you?

10. Do you butter your own popcorn?

11. Why'd you use butter and not caramel sauce? I mean, could have been like homemade Cracker Jacks. Could have been good.

12. Do you agree with the statement that I don't know why I make threads like this, and if someone asks me to justify it - I'll just make up any excuse that sticks?

13. Have you ever dressed like another poster for Halloween?

14. Do you celebrate waking up on the right side of the bed?

15. What's wrong with the left side?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

1. Have you ever kicked a bowl of oat meal?

Negatory

2. After you did, did you get a call from the NFL?

No, but in my prime I could kick a football (punt in your terms) about 55m (60 yards) on the full so...
Mind you, thats nothing unusual where I live as we grow up kicking footballs.

3. Am I sweet, salty, or sweet and salty?

You've spelt sour and bitter wrong...

4. Do you write letters to your future pair of socks?

That's weird. I email them in emojie language, like a normal person.

5. Have the socks at the store written back?

Not yet, but there are this pair of fishnets I think noticed me.

6. Use this in a sentence: "Use this in a sentence..."

Sure. Use this in a sentence...loquacious. if you use it incorrectly, I'll revoke your breeding permit.

7. Are you looking forward to having a mother in law?

Sad topic for me, as mine recently passed. She was a good egg. If my wife continues driving me barmy, perhaps I can collect a second mother in law in the future?

8. Have you given up completely on politics yet?

Nope. I'm the lowest key optimist you'll ever meet, but at heart I'm an optimist.

9. Or have politics given up on you?

I'm not a politician or a lobbyist with deep pockets, so the answer to this question is 'Yes, at least for now.'
I tried texting politics last week with a few suggestions for how to be less of an arseclown, and all I got back was 'New phone, who dis?'

10. Do you butter your own popcorn?

Kinda. I butter my popcorn eating hand. It allows more efficient multi-tasking.

11. Why'd you use butter and not caramel sauce? I mean, could have been like homemade Cracker Jacks. Could have been good.

Totally changes the multi-tasking element. Do you want a slippery hand or a sticky one??

12. Do you agree with the statement that I don't know why I make threads like this, and if someone asks me to justify it - I'll just make up any excuse that sticks?

'An excuse that sticks'....is this why you want caramel covered hands??

13. Have you ever dressed like another poster for Halloween?

Not deliberately, but I did a very full on Marilyn Manson get up for a party once, and had a lot of people buying me drinks. A bedraggled, makeup-smeared Marilyn Manson would seem similar to at least 50% of the posters here, so...

And yes, this story is true, but I can't find pictures.

14. Do you celebrate waking up on the right side of the bed?

No, but I celebrate waking up on the right side of the ground.

15. What's wrong with the left side?

Ahhhh...you assumed my last answer. Naughty, naughty...

 

[JustGeorge]

1. Probably.

2. No.

3. Purple.

4. No, I write letters to @Secret Chief 's future socks.

5. The ones from K-Mart used to, but K-Mart's gone now.

6. A sentence? What am I being sentenced to?

7. My husband is estranged, and his mother is dangerous. I don't really have in laws because of that.

8. Never had any time for it.

9. I'm an Independent. It has no time for me.

10. No!

11. I don't like Cracker Jack's. I really wanted to be proposed to with a Cracker Jack's ring, though, but it never happened. A coworker tried to order one to propose to me, but it didn't come.

12. No!

13. No, I don't actually want to scare anybody.

14. No, waking up requires mourning.

15. Left side of what?

 

[fantome profane]

1. Have you ever kicked a bowl of oat meal?

Often

2. After you did, did you get a call from the NFL?

No, but the CFL contacted me via smoke signals

3. Am I sweet, salty, or sweet and salty?

Maybe both. Maybe you’re swalty.

4. Do you write letters to your future pair of socks?

I wouldn’t want to scare them off.

5. Have the socks at the store written back?

Maybe, I haven’t checked my mail in a while.

6. Use this in a sentence: "Use this in a sentence..."

Question #6 told me to use use this in a sentence in a sentence, but I didn’t know how.

7. Are you looking forward to having a mother in law?

I want an outlaw mother in law.

8. Have you given up completely on politics yet?

No, if I did that I might have to deal with the problem in my own life. Donwanna.

9. Or have politics given up on you?

Politics doesn’t even know I exist.

(politics might be right about that.)

10. Do you butter your own popcorn?

That is a rather personal question.

11. Why'd you use butter and not caramel sauce? I mean, could have been like homemade Cracker Jacks. Could have been good.

That would be plagiarism. and gross

12. Do you agree with the statement that I don't know why I make threads like this, and if someone asks me to justify it - I'll just make up any excuse that sticks?

Why am I answering them?

13. Have you ever dressed like another poster for Halloween?

No, but a friend of mine went as Snow White. I went as all seven dwarves.

14. Do you celebrate waking up on the right side of the bed?

I celebrate by going back to bed.

15. What's wrong with the left side.

I can’t remember where I left it.