1. How has your religion affected my love life?
You know all the creative ways Zeus got with women.And men
2. Do you put the toilet paper over or under the toilet paper holder?
under
3. Finish this sentence: "Finish this..."
book report on How not to be on RF all day
4. Whenever you read a thread about people's pets, do you get jealous and scream fire?
No, I scream You are an idiot if you think your dog looks cute in that.
5. Is
@Dan From Smithville really a bunny rabbit?
yes
6. Does this tune remind you of me?
it will now
7. Did you find out yet that I used your beauty products on my feet?
Those weren't beauty products...those jars kept curses...
8. What do you think of this thread doubling as free toilet paper?
Stop hoarding the TP
9. Have you ever had to read an internet walkthrough to get through a peanut butter sandwich?
I don't know
10. Can I borrow your car keys? It's not a school night.
I don't own a car
11. What is a school night?
a school night is where you prepare for torture the next day
12. Let's be real. Can one truely know the Muffin Man? And if we did, how is that going to help us vs. our current beliefs?
No of course not.He's dead..unless...you up for some witchcraft?
13. Do you think Dan from Smithville will still do a good job at his job, which likely involves cognitive abilities, after reading this thread?
no
14. If no, have I screwed up Science as we know it?
very badly I think it broke
15. What else do you think I will break this week?
my will to live