I Interview RF part III

[PoetPhilosopher]

1. How has your religion affected my love life?

2. Do you put the toilet paper over or under the toilet paper holder?

3. Finish this sentence: "Finish this..."

4. Whenever you read a thread about people's pets, do you get jealous and scream fire?

5. Is @Dan From Smithville really a bunny rabbit?

6. Does this tune remind you of me?

7. Did you find out yet that I used your beauty products on my feet?

8. What do you think of this thread doubling as free toilet paper?

9. Have you ever had to read an internet walkthrough to get through a peanut butter sandwich?

10. Can I borrow your car keys? It's not a school night.

11. What is a school night?

12. Let's be real. Can one truely know the Muffin Man? And if we did, how is that going to help us vs. our current beliefs?

13. Do you think Dan from Smithville will still do a good job at his job, which likely involves cognitive abilities, after reading this thread?

14. If no, have I screwed up Science as we know it?

15. What else do you think I will break this week?

 

[Thief]

is this an IQ test?

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

is this an IQ test?

Yep. Clicking on the thread gets you below perfect IQ. This will affect your score, Thief.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

"i interview RF" is a series I've started doing for the months of May and June. This is the third edition.

 

[DagonVarunaMitraApolloZan]

1. How has your religion affected my love life?
Its given you an opportunity to hold one another in fear or mockery.

2. Do you put the toilet paper over or under the toilet paper holder?
I out it on, paper pulled so its on the over side or on top of the roll rather than under and thus it would if under be touching the wall.

3. Finish this sentence: "Finish this..."
Suffering.

4. Whenever you read a thread about people's pets, do you get jealous and scream fire?
No.

5. Is @Dan From Smithville really a bunny rabbit?
No. I don't believe so.

6. Does this tune remind you of me?
No.

7. Did you find out yet that I used your beauty products on my feet?

No.

8. What do you think of this thread doubling as free toilet paper?

I think it can't be printed on toilet paper type paper so would be really uncomfortable with most other paper and a waste of ink.

9. Have you ever had to read an internet walkthrough to get through a peanut butter sandwich?

No.

10. Can I borrow your car keys? It's not a school night.

No.

11. What is a school night?

A night which had kids go to school earlier or have to go to school tommorow morning.

12. Let's be real. Can one truely know the Muffin Man? And if we did, how is that going to help us vs. our current beliefs?

If you see the Muffin Man film, the answer is yes, but you wouldn't want to know them tok well.

13. Do you think Dan from Smithville will still do a good job at his job, which likely involves cognitive abilities, after reading this thread?

No one does a good job.

14. If no, have I screwed up Science as we know it?

No.

15. What else do you think I will break this week?

A Branch.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

1. How has your religion affected my love life?

2. Do you put the toilet paper over or under the toilet paper holder?

3. Finish this sentence: "Finish this..."

4. Whenever you read a thread about people's pets, do you get jealous and scream fire?

5. Is @Dan From Smithville really a bunny rabbit?

6. Does this tune remind you of me?

7. Did you find out yet that I used your beauty products on my feet?

8. What do you think of this thread doubling as free toilet paper?

9. Have you ever had to read an internet walkthrough to get through a peanut butter sandwich?

10. Can I borrow your car keys? It's not a school night.

11. What is a school night?

12. Let's be real. Can one truely know the Muffin Man? And if we did, how is that going to help us vs. our current beliefs?

13. Do you think Dan from Smithville will still do a good job at his job, which likely involves cognitive abilities, after reading this thread?

14. If no, have I screwed up Science as we know it?

15. What else do you think I will break this week?

I am a rabbit. You only tawt you taw a puddy tat.

I am very good at what I do, but turtle herding does not have the market demand it used to.

Tell us more about this muffin man. Is he the one that lives on Drury Lane?

 

[DagonVarunaMitraApolloZan]

I am a rabbit. You only tast you taw a puddy tat.

I am very good at what I do, but turtle herding does not have the market demand it used to.

Tell us more about this muffin man. Is he the one that lives on Drury Lane?

 

[osgart]

1)Probably make you more faithful to your partner.

2) not tellin', it reveals way too much about me.

3) finish this Sweden!

4) no, but my pet Albert loved to scream his head off to all the neighbors.

5) polite, very polite he is.

6) it might the next time I hear it.

7) same

8) hoarding

9) pbJ or nothing

10) not a chance of that!

11) for me it's late night TV shows

12) squash em like a giant cricket hitting the windshield and then getting smeared by the wiper blades. True story, fascinated?

13) he'll know you inside out.

14) not at liberty to say, wouldn't be prudent.

15) the RF daily poster record, wow you are everywhere in all threads omnipresent.

 

[dybmh]

1. How has your religion affected my love life?

Mila Kunis

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2. Do you put the toilet paper over or under the toilet paper holder?

During the epidemic, under. Post epidemic, over.

3. Finish this sentence: "Finish this..."

sentence. ( sorry, first thing that came to mind )

4. Whenever you read a thread about people's pets, do you get jealous and scream fire?

not yet, but I'm not counting it out.

5. Is @Dan From Smithville really a bunny rabbit?

He's quite obviously a hare/human hybrid.

6. Does this tune remind you of me?

no, actually.

7. Did you find out yet that I used your beauty products on my feet?

I knew I smelled brimstone... makes sense

8. What do you think of this thread doubling as free toilet paper?

Save TP, Save Lives

9. Have you ever had to read an internet walkthrough to get through a peanut butter sandwich?

I'm glad you asked.

10. Can I borrow your car keys? It's not a school night.

Naturally.

11. What is a school night?

It's one of those things that we had back before...

12. Let's be real. Can one truly know the Muffin Man? And if we did, how is that going to help us vs. our current beliefs?

ask @Sunstone. He knows about knowing.. knowing... wink-wink-nudge-nudge-say-no-more

13. Do you think Dan from Smithville will still do a good job at his job, which likely involves cognitive abilities, after reading this thread?

Naturally.

14. If no, have I screwed up Science as we know it?

It's nothing, The next cosmic reset is overdue.

15. What else do you think I will break this week?

Someone's suspenders will not so silently snap.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

That is a dark turn for the muffin man.

 

[DagonVarunaMitraApolloZan]

 

[Sunstone]

@dybmh, I almost fell out of my chair laughing so hard at your original wit. Thank you so much for that!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

1. How has your religion affected my love life?

My lack of religion could theoretically reduce the number of naughty little Catholic girls. I have no clue if you see this as a positive or negative impact, though.

2. Do you put the toilet paper over or under the toilet paper holder?

I'm not sure what that means exactly, but I have the paper on the wall side.

3. Finish this sentence: "Finish this..."

...prison term before earning yourself another.

4. Whenever you read a thread about people's pets, do you get jealous and scream fire?

Only if the kitchen is currently on fire. Otherwise I just scream.

5. Is @Dan From Smithville really a bunny rabbit?

Well, no. But I've heard about these parties where appearing to be a bunny is...err...encouraged. my hypothesis is that he's popular at those.

6. Does this tune remind you of me?

No.

7. Did you find out yet that I used your beauty products on my feet?

Ha!! I'm a white, middle aged Aussie. Closest I get to 'beauty products' is drinking a Berocha after a drinking session.

8. What do you think of this thread doubling as free toilet paper?

I'm posting on my phone, which doesn't seem a good toilet paper substitute. But if you're sure...

9. Have you ever had to read an internet walkthrough to get through a peanut butter sandwich?

No, although I now feel compelled to.

10. Can I borrow your car keys? It's not a school night.

Sure. They're in the tray, bit remember our steering wheel is on the other side of the car.

11. What is a school night?

Ask the now unemployed Catholic girls from question 1

12. Let's be real. Can one truely know the Muffin Man? And if we did, how is that going to help us vs. our current beliefs?

I thought I knew him, then found him with a bag of choc chips. Oh my God, the horror. It was disgusting.

13. Do you think Dan from Smithville will still do a good job at his job, which likely involves cognitive abilities, after reading this thread?

Yes. Rabbits are generally immune to internet trolling. Pan-frying is more of a concern.

14. If no, have I screwed up Science as we know it?

Sure, but it recovered the last two times you broke it.

15. What else do you think I will break this week?

I held a quick seance, and the concensus was either hearts or condoms.
I'm sure both could be true, though.

 

[osgart]

is this an IQ test?

Ah, he cuts to the chase!

No wool here! Pegged!

 

[osgart]

Yep. Clicking on the thread gets you below perfect IQ. This will affect your score, Thief.

I feel dumber already.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I feel dumber already.

Simmer down - you probably haven't even taken the time to read my last two.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

It gets worse.

 

[osgart]

It gets worse.

I need all the IQ points I can get.

Worse!

Was he smarter for not answering?

I'm as calm as can be btw! Haven't screamed 'fire', have I?

I did forget my tranquilizers tonight though. So!...

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

• For osgart:

I interview RF

Interview RF part II

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Though this wasn't the intent, this thread series has taught me a lot about myself........ That I must be a depraved closet sadist.

Though, I guess it is time we developed a safe word.

Okay I got it. Safe word: "More."