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Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by RayofLight, Apr 16, 2021.

  1. RayofLight

    RayofLight They/Them

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    None whatsoever! Tell me about what news you didn't get!
     
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    Someone told me about a triangle shaped UFO. Google it and let me know if it's true. I'm counting on you :D
     
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    No one told me that the cats didn't clean the kitchen.
     
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  4. RayofLight

    RayofLight They/Them

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    There's a picture so it must be true:
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    Nothing is trivial so having no news is very important, as equally important as having news, which I don't have.
     
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    Nine volt alkaline batteries continue to be sold, but not very often.
     
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    Secret Chief Meghalayan Ape

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    Everything other than an upcoming funeral.
     
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    Kitty attempts new push up record.
     
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  9. Stevicus

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    No gnus is good gnus.
     
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  10. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Topical not news

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  11. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    I really want that to be a real article...
     
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    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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  16. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    This just in: there are presently more people on Earth than anywhere else.
     
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  17. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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  18. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    You need to post that twice so people can give it more than just one funny rating.
     
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  19. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    A few more

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