I Don't Know

[JustGeorge]

Interview time!

Ask me questions about things you doubt I know much about.

I probably won't know the answer, but I'll pretend I do.

 

[ChristineM]

I'll try. How do you get an elephant to fly?

 

[JustGeorge]

I'll try. How do you get an elephant to fly?

That's easy.

You just grab a fishing pole and some peanuts, and take an elevator into the clouds(the heavy, low hanging ones tend to work better). Bait your peanuts on your hook, cast your line out, but not too far. You want them to have to work to get there.

Eventually the elephants will see the dangling treats, and they'll be compelled to use those tiny wings they keep hidden, and you'll find elephants all over the area, competing for food.

Its an awesome sight to behold!

 

[Revoltingest]

What connection do you think existed between
the very similarly classically styled mill engines
of the companies, White & Middleton (USA), &
Goold Shapley & Muir (Canuckistan)?

 

[The Hammer]

Interview time!

Ask me questions about things you doubt I know much about.

I probably won't know the answer, but I'll pretend I do.

What is color theory and how does it work?

 

[ChristineM]

Ok, how about, what's the easiest way to herd cats?

 

[Heyo]

Ok, how about, what's the easiest way to herd cats?

:useful:

I also need to know.

 

[JustGeorge]

What connection do you think existed between
the very similarly classically styled mill engines
of the companies, White & Middleton (USA), &
Goold Shapley & Muir (Canuckistan)?

In those days, the mill engines mostly used smoke signals to stay connected. When they could get ahold of writing materials, they'd occasionally send a letter.

What is color theory and how does it work?

That's easy. You close your eyes, or, perhaps find someone to properly blindfold you if you can't resist peeking. Have them take you to the messiest area in the house, and start grasping around for things. The first item you are able to pick up, put in your mouth. Theorize about what color it is.

That's color theory in a nutshell.

Ok, how about, what's the easiest way to herd cats?

Now that one I do know.

If you need them to gather, you shout "here, dummy dummy dummy dummy!" in a high pitched voice. You'll have a gathering(maybe even one or two you don't know). If you need them to disperse, walk heavily, flick your wrists, and say "get, get, get, get!" in a cackling manner. Away they go! It helps if they think you might have food, or if there's a possibility to grant them food, so feeding little bits randomly helps(make sure you scatter it on the floor, to appease their hunting instinct). If you find one that's wayward or nervous, don't look directly at it, but communicate with it in its own language, body facing slightly away as to indicate you're not a threat.

 

[Koldo]

Interview time!

Ask me questions about things you doubt I know much about.

I probably won't know the answer, but I'll pretend I do.

If you were to travel to Rio de Janeiro (Brazil) as a tourist, what time of the year should you come?

 

[JustGeorge]

If you were to travel to Rio de Janeiro (Brazil) as a tourist, what time of the year should you come?

Well, it will vary a bit year to year, but on a whole, you'll want to visit shortly after the poofberries ripen. There is just nothing better than a Brazilian poofberry fresh off the vine.

 

[ChristineM]

In those days, the mill engines mostly used smoke signals to stay connected. When they could get ahold of writing materials, they'd occasionally send a letter.


That's easy. You close your eyes, or, perhaps find someone to properly blindfold you if you can't resist peeking. Have them take you to the messiest area in the house, and start grasping around for things. The first item you are able to pick up, put in your mouth. Theorize about what color it is.

That's color theory in a nutshell.


Now that one I do know.

If you need them to gather, you shout "here, dummy dummy dummy dummy!" in a high pitched voice. You'll have a gathering(maybe even one or two you don't know). If you need them to disperse, walk heavily, flick your wrists, and say "get, get, get, get!" in a cackling manner. Away they go! It helps if they think you might have food, or if there's a possibility to grant them food, so feeding little bits randomly helps(make sure you scatter it on the floor, to appease their hunting instinct). If you find one that's wayward or nervous, don't look directly at it, but communicate with it in its own language, body facing slightly away as to indicate you're not a threat.

No, not calling them, that's easy, just mention food and get trampled in the rush.

I mean getting them to all go in the same direction at the same time

 

[JustGeorge]

No, not calling them, that's easy, just mention food and get trampled in the rush.

I mean getting them to all go in the same direction at the same time

Go for a walk. They all trail behind. (Mine actually do this.)

 

[ChristineM]

Go for a walk. They all trail behind. (Mine actually do this.)

Wow, that's amazing

 

[JustGeorge]

Wow, that's amazing

I didn't even train them... they just do it.

Though it only works with cats that are 100% comfortable with outside. If they're not, they have to get that way. And it seems that they have invisible 'barriers' at which they'll drop of and go back home. Which is generally good; we used to have one that didn't have this, and she would sometimes have to be carried home, or she'd hide somewhere when she got tired, and we'd have to go back in the van and get her.

 

[Heyo]

Now that one I do know.

If you need them to gather, you shout "here, dummy dummy dummy dummy!" in a high pitched voice. You'll have a gathering(maybe even one or two you don't know). If you need them to disperse, walk heavily, flick your wrists, and say "get, get, get, get!" in a cackling manner. Away they go! It helps if they think you might have food, or if there's a possibility to grant them food, so feeding little bits randomly helps(make sure you scatter it on the floor, to appease their hunting instinct). If you find one that's wayward or nervous, don't look directly at it, but communicate with it in its own language, body facing slightly away as to indicate you're not a threat.

:useful:

I'll try once they can all walk.

 

[mangalavara]

Ask me questions about things you doubt I know much about.

How does one get into the Rivethead subculture?

 

[JustGeorge]

How does one get into the Rivethead subculture?

Well, this is going to be hard, but...

You're going to need to find a K-Mart. Go to the women's clothing section, and leaf through everything until you find a pair of shorts that are much too short, much too bright, and just overall, hideous. Let the employee tending the dressing room that you have one garment, and, despite the strange looks, they will give you a tag. Go into the dressing room, clap three times, blink twice, and a small elephant will appear. He'll open a portal under the bench, and there will be your access to Rivethead subculture.

 

[sun rise]

My wife hates the color orange. Prove to me so I can prove to her that it is the most wonderful color from every perspective.

 

[JustGeorge]

My wife hates the color orange. Prove to me so I can prove to her that it is the most wonderful color from every perspective.

Have her drive past my house. There is no ignoring its exquisite beauty.

 

[mangalavara]

You're going to need to find a K-Mart. Go to the women's clothing section, and leaf through everything until you find a pair of shorts that are much too short, much too bright, and just overall, hideous. Let the employee tending the dressing room that you have one garment, and, despite the strange looks, they will give you a tag. Go into the dressing room, clap three times, blink twice, and a small elephant will appear. He'll open a portal under the bench, and there will be your access to Rivethead subculture.

Wow…

What if the shorts are not a bright color?