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I don’t wanna get up

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Meow Mix, Jul 23, 2021.

  1. Meow Mix

    Meow Mix Chatte Féministe

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    Convince me to get out of bed somehow.
     
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  2. Rival

    Rival Inodj har-ek Amun-Ra
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    Because if you get up then you get to go back to bed.
     
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  3. Vinayaka

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    Nope. Just roll over and go back to sleep.
     
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  4. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    Bacon sandwiches and strong coffee.
     
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    SalixIncendium अहं ब्रह्मास्मि
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    Nope. I'm not taking responsibility for that...
     
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    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    Hunger. Full bladder. A demanding pet.

    Otherwise, enjoy bed.
     
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    dybmh Terminal Optimist
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    early bird ... worm ... nevermind :oops:
     
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    Jose Fly Fisker of men

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    Jose Fly Fisker of men

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    Asking us procrastinators to convince you to do something productive, is to use an analogy, like giving an addict their desires and saying, "Here, you can hold this. Just don't smoke this."
     
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    Link Well-Known Member
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    Who's going to save the world with me than?????
     
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    Rival Inodj har-ek Amun-Ra
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    The early bird catches the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
     
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    You got to get up to go to work :)
     
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    Rival Inodj har-ek Amun-Ra
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    What if she works from home. From her laptop. In bed?
     
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    Link Well-Known Member
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    It took me a while to get that. That's pretty good.
     
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    Rival Inodj har-ek Amun-Ra
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    I took it from the signature of a long-gone but well missed member.
     
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    There's a tarantula in the bottom left corner.
     
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  18. Twilight Hue

    Twilight Hue Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.

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    At 1:25.



    It could happen to you.
     
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    Fire!

    Oh, wait.

    A spider?

    New pet.
     
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    Rival Inodj har-ek Amun-Ra
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    As long as it's not a huntsman.
     
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