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Hump dogs

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by jeffrey, May 27, 2006.

  1. Sunstone

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    This morning? What morning isn't everyone's mind in the gutter?

    I notice you've failed to comment on my idea of replacing handshakes and hugs with leg humps as a standard greeting between non-relatives? Is that a hint you don't think it could work to promote world peace? If so, I must disagree. I firmly believe it would be very difficult to go to war with someone who has humped your leg, as you have his. What say you to that?
     
  2. evearael

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    I don't feel your leg is involved in this.
    :laundry: You have a point.
    Hugs and handshakes suit me just fine. If someone tried to hump my leg, I'd slug them... so I do not think it would be a workable solution for world peace.
     
  3. jeffrey

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    oooh... We are just having fun. No one is serious... I think.... What's the difference between a pitbull humping your leg and a terrier humping your leg?
    A pitbull gets to finish!​
    :eek:
     
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    *sings* The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind... ;)
     
  5. ΩRôghênΩ

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    yeah, my dog tries to do that to me all the time :(
     
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    :biglaugh:

    "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (deedeeleedee) there they are all standing in a row (pom pom pom) big ones... small ones, some as big as your head... oh. Right."
     
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    *Starts singing... lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you've one first prize*
     
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    Hmmm... It seems to me it's downright un-peace loving of you not to let folks hump your leg, Evearael. I'm deeply shocked you seem to care so little about bringing about world peace!
     
  9. evearael

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    *Begins singing "Political Science" by Randy Newman*
     
  10. DyingAsylum

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    :cover: eep!

    Actually one of my friends used to have this little Corgi mix named Asha, and Asha had himself a little hump-buddy. He used to wait until people came over, go get this unicorn looking thing and hump it 'til he passed out. Sometimes he'd wake up and hump it some more. My one cat on the other hand is sexually attracted to fire.
     
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